Reassessing Priorities

[sangre]

I haven't been to this Board in so long I couldn't even remember my user name and my password. Shit, the network couldn't even remember my email address. It's like walking into your old regular after a year and the bouncer not only forgot your name, but asked for ID to confirm your age even though your breath already smells like a whisky no kid would ever order.

What the fuck happened to me?

Maybe I should rename this thing "domesticated."

Wife? CHECK! House? CHECK! Dog? CHECK! Forty-six co-mingled chromosomes on the way? CHECK!

What the fuck happened to me? All grown up. My drinking partner is sleeping and full of baby, and now I find myself drinking by myself (but not alone), staring at a computer screen, full of bourbon and beer... where the fuck was I going with this?

I'm stuck in part 2 of a fucking blizzard, wearing footy pajamas, and it hits me. There's not going to be too many more nights like this. Just me, a bottle, a glass of rocks, and legs of ice walking down to the bottom of my glass. Fuck you for judging me on not taking it neat. Shit gives me heart burn now, and I'd rather dilute it and take it cold than give up bourbon all together.

For tonight, it's just me and the bottle. Mano a mano, and the explosion of brain synapse that follows. Tonight I get my thoughts to myself without interruption, and I'm going to savor it.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

Your overworrying. That kid is mine.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

And when I say that kid is "mine" I mean that I paid 5 grand to Casino for it.

[sangre]

Your overworrying. That kid is mine.

Well that makes everything so much easier.

You change all the poopy diapers, and I'll cheer you on with a handful of whisky.

[sangre]

And when I say that kid is "mine" I mean that I paid 5 grand to Casino for it.

Fuckin' Casino, man.

Least he could do is wait until my wife shits it out before he sells it. It's shady deals like this that put us in our current economic crisis.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

No, you misunderstood. I buy babies like ranchers buy cattle.

[sangre]

No, you misunderstood. I buy babies like ranchers buy cattle.

That looks delicious. I'm imagining that the use of an asian in that baby-burger gives a decidedly far eastern feel to an otherwise standard burger experience. I'll keep an eye out for General Tso's Daughter on my local take out menu.

[Gin McGuinness]

Holy Cow! Welcome back and congrats on all your gains!

[Ozz]

What the fuck happened to me? All grown up. My drinking partner is sleeping and full of baby, and now I find myself drinking by myself (but not alone), staring at a computer screen, full of bourbon and beer... where the fuck was I going with this?

You went and put your "foot" in it, didn't ya?

It's a bit of rough road your on now, but like scotch it actually gets better with age.

[TheBigCasino]

welcome back!

[peetie44]

No, you misunderstood. I buy babies like ranchers buy cattle.

That looks delicious. I'm imagining that the use of an asian in that baby-burger gives a decidedly far eastern feel to an otherwise standard burger experience. I'll keep an eye out for General Tso's Daughter on my local take out menu.

They're supposedly leaner.

"Now geh in my bel-lay!"

[Mayhem]

I want footy pajamas!!! I'm so jealous of my granddaughter's.

[Two Hearted]

I want footy pajamas!!! I'm so jealous of my granddaughter's.

Here ya go!
http://www.pajamacity.com/

[Mayhem]

I want footy pajamas!!! I'm so jealous of my granddaughter's.

Here ya go!
http://www.pajamacity.com/

Oh good Christ!

[Chimneyfish]

I want footy pajamas!!! I'm so jealous of my granddaughter's.

Here ya go!
http://www.pajamacity.com/

http://www.hulu.com/watch/116561/saturd ... s-p1-sr-i2