Just drank piss

[EvilFish]

About ten minutes ago I stumbled across (what I thought was) a half full bottle of white wine. I thought 'hurrah!' and promptly took a great big swig from it. Tasted funny. I suddenly had a flashback to last night, when I pissed into an empty bottle of wine. Urgh.

I've been swigging vodka straight for the past hour but I can still taste urine.

[Jags]

Hopefully there was no cigarette butt in it, and that you were drunk enough that there is some alcohol in it too.

[EvilFish]

Hopefully there was no cigarette butt in it, and that you were drunk enough that there is some alcohol in it too.

Yes, that was my biggest worry...

[Drednik]

Some people would pay to watch that! But seriously don't piss in bottles of wine use the kitchen sink like everyone else.

[tisbor]

Did you finish the bottle ?

[Mayhem]

Retard.

[Chimneyfish]

[kowalski]

heh, half full bottles of white wine at room temperature always rings alarm bells...

[Milspec]

No shame, happens to the best of us.

[ThirstyDrunk]

No shame, happens to the best of us.

I've drank some shit in my day, but I never drank piss.

[Screwball]

Never piss in bottles.

That is what windows, sinks, and the veggie crisper drawer in the fridge is for.

Retard.

[ivan]

Retard.

What he said. Good lord, man, grow up.

Learn how to compose yourself. It's people like you that make life difficult for proper drunkards.

[Mayhem]

Retard.

What he said. Good lord, man, grow up.

Learn how to compose yourself. It's people like you that make life difficult for proper drunkards.

Ivan says what I mean, in a more eloquent manner.

[Screwball]

Retard.

What he said. Good lord, man, grow up.

Learn how to compose yourself. It's people like you that make life difficult for proper drunkards.

Ivan says what I mean, in a more eloquent manner.

He do type purty.

[GetDrunkStayDrunk]

My personal annoyance are the smokeless tobacco users. They always wind up spitting in beer bottles, I've learned to drink from a glass around them to avoid confusion.