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Postby scsigrrl » Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:36 am

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Savage wrote:202-456-1414. He may be up. You never know.

Not a chance.


Yeah, some snarly-voiced bitch answered, and told me to fuck off.


oops, sorry, ya didn't let me know ; i;m savage's "after hours" answering service. fuck off
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Postby Savage » Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:46 am

Now I'm being blamed for some people being cold, here. Excuse me? This is fucking Southern Fucking California here, okay? I'd like to see you sissy Marys somewhere that it snows. Damn. Weinies! Damn. You make me turn the heat up until I wake up with the meat falling off my bones. Damn. I mean, damn!
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Postby scsigrrl » Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:59 am

Savage wrote:Now I'm being blamed for some people being cold, here. Excuse me? This is fucking Southern Fucking California here, okay? I'd like to see you sissy Marys somewhere that it snows. Damn. Weinies! Damn. You make me turn the heat up until I wake up with the meat falling off my bones. Damn. I mean, damn!


sorry, mistress savage..i didn't answer the cell quick enough on your behalf. these fuckers need to kiss your pristine feet, my lady. no snow---they deserve what they get where they live, my queen...
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Postby Savage » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:03 am

scsigrrl wrote:
Savage wrote:Now I'm being blamed for some people being cold, here. Excuse me? This is fucking Southern Fucking California here, okay? I'd like to see you sissy Marys somewhere that it snows. Damn. Weinies! Damn. You make me turn the heat up until I wake up with the meat falling off my bones. Damn. I mean, damn!


sorry, mistress savage..i didn't answer the cell quick enough on your behalf. these fuckers need to kiss your pristine feet, my lady. no snow---they deserve what they get where they live, my queen...


Well, thank gawd someone understands...
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Postby scsigrrl » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:09 am

Savage wrote:
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Savage wrote:Now I'm being blamed for some people being cold, here. Excuse me? This is fucking Southern Fucking California here, okay? I'd like to see you sissy Marys somewhere that it snows. Damn. Weinies! Damn. You make me turn the heat up until I wake up with the meat falling off my bones. Damn. I mean, damn!


sorry, mistress savage..i didn't answer the cell quick enough on your behalf. these fuckers need to kiss your pristine feet, my lady. no snow---they deserve what they get where they live, my queen...


Well, thank gawd someone understands...


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Postby Savage » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:12 am

scsigrrl wrote:
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scsigrrl wrote:
Savage wrote:Now I'm being blamed for some people being cold, here. Excuse me? This is fucking Southern Fucking California here, okay? I'd like to see you sissy Marys somewhere that it snows. Damn. Weinies! Damn. You make me turn the heat up until I wake up with the meat falling off my bones. Damn. I mean, damn!


sorry, mistress savage..i didn't answer the cell quick enough on your behalf. these fuckers need to kiss your pristine feet, my lady. no snow---they deserve what they get where they live, my queen...


Well, thank gawd someone understands...


do you need your long straw, yet my queen? i have it standing by:

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A myriad of replies come to mind, but...yes. Oh yes.
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Postby scsigrrl » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:34 am

Savage wrote:
scsigrrl wrote:
Savage wrote:
scsigrrl wrote:
Savage wrote:Now I'm being blamed for some people being cold, here. Excuse me? This is fucking Southern Fucking California here, okay? I'd like to see you sissy Marys somewhere that it snows. Damn. Weinies! Damn. You make me turn the heat up until I wake up with the meat falling off my bones. Damn. I mean, damn!


sorry, mistress savage..i didn't answer the cell quick enough on your behalf. these fuckers need to kiss your pristine feet, my lady. no snow---they deserve what they get where they live, my queen...


Well, thank gawd someone understands...


do you need your long straw, yet my queen? i have it standing by:

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A myriad of replies come to mind, but...yes. Oh yes.


it stand when you are ready, mistress savage, my queen
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Postby Mother Goose » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:16 pm

I might be interested in a DD - PM some digits, I'll decide if you're worthy. :)
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:18 pm

Auld Lang Phryne wrote:I might be interested in a DD - PM some digits, I'll decide if you're worthy. :)
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Postby Linkster » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:21 pm

Gerald, you sack of shit, call me or give me the digits, Shit I got no towels!
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Re: digits

Postby Mother Goose » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:06 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Auld Lang Phryne wrote:I might be interested in a DD - PM some digits, I'll decide if you're worthy. :)


DPAW's a good DD, even if he is stuck in the armpit of Indiana.
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Re: digits

Postby G_W » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:26 am

Auld Lang Phryne wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Auld Lang Phryne wrote:I might be interested in a DD - PM some digits, I'll decide if you're worthy. :)


DPAW's a good DD, even if he is stuck in the armpit of Indiana.


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Postby Mother Goose » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:31 am

No, it's not in my phone and I accidentally deleted all my PM's a few weeks ago.
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Postby Linkster » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:42 am

Gerald has the Sweetest Voice, I think we maid pans for floidah, Call me big Bouy!!!
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Postby fiyah » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:43 am

Auld Lang Phryne wrote:No, it's not in my phone and I accidentally deleted all my PM's a few weeks ago.



Thats my excuse too.. and I lost my phone in damn snowbank on a crashcourse to the Island..
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