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Drunk dial Thread
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Screwball » Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:40 pm
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by One for the Frog » Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:53 pm
One for the Frog wrote:Im gonna call the judge anyway
I did. he is still comrehensiv.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by l... » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:35 pm
haven't had a DD in a while....pm for digits.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Palinka » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:25 am
It's about time someone called me (and the frog) for a change.
And on the plus side, what with the time difference, you get to hear us rambling, escaping from police, attempting to pay our tab with a forged Albanian credit card etc.
PM one of us for telephonic details...
And on the plus side, what with the time difference, you get to hear us rambling, escaping from police, attempting to pay our tab with a forged Albanian credit card etc.
PM one of us for telephonic details...
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Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:59 am
PM me for digits if your ears are gluttons for punishment.
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- W.C. Fields
“If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, 'And then I got home.'”
-Jim Jefferies
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Surreal » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:00 pm
Pm digits. Stuck in car for next 3 hours. Amiable to listening and communicating w nonsober frindsfriends
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:11 pm
Surreal wrote:Pm digits. Stuck in car for next 3 hours.
Thye bringin one of them jaws-O-life things?
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by NYDingbat » Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:49 pm
If you don't DD Thirsty, welp, you just don't want a DD.
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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“If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, 'And then I got home.'”
-Jim Jefferies
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Riddeford » Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:32 am
It's before noon in Montreal and I'm drunk. It had to be done.
As far as DD goes, you are blessed if you can speak to TwoHearted, NYDing, Veen, and Thirsty
As far as DD goes, you are blessed if you can speak to TwoHearted, NYDing, Veen, and Thirsty
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Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Two Hearted » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:09 pm
If you have my digits DD away, if not, PM yours.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Gin McGuinness » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:08 am
my phone lines are open. PM for a call.
"Personally I prefer the buzz between 'all is good and well in the universe with this glass' drunk and 'IM A FUCKING VIKING!' drunk." Impish Boozehound
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by G_W » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:09 pm
Gin McGuinness wrote:my phone lines are open. PM for a call.
THIS!
I could kill all my phone batteries talking to this great woman.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread
by Bluto » Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:16 pm
Just poured myself a nice tall glass of bourbon and have no one here to talk to. PM if you'd like a call.
Going to happy hour and not drinking is like going to an orgy and masturbating. You just took a great idea and turned it into a circle jerk. -Sixpack595
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