"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
Time for an Old Crow to wash down the milk thistle before I go to bed.
Going to happy hour and not drinking is like going to an orgy and masturbating. You just took a great idea and turned it into a circle jerk. -Sixpack595
Substitutimg WT101 with a shot Jim Beam's Devil's Cut.
Going to happy hour and not drinking is like going to an orgy and masturbating. You just took a great idea and turned it into a circle jerk. -Sixpack595