Oh good Christ I forgot about that! Funniest thread ever!Sgt. HSA wrote: his thread about getting busted for the DUI where he referred to the prison guard as 'Pat Benatar's Dad' .
Sgt. HSA wrote:It's strange to say someone you never actually met in real life was a good friend, but DJF was that to me and then some. I'll never forget some of the shit he posted on this board that made me laugh until I cried, or the many long, drunken, rambling phone calls we shared over the last few years. And if anyone has the time (and if it still exists out there), resurrect his thread about getting busted for the DUI where he referred to the prison guard as 'Pat Benatar's Dad' (I think); that'll give you a good idea, if you didn't know him, of what he was and how he will be missed.
190, my thoughts are with you, and with Tim.
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Fast Cast wrote:DrunkenJackFlask wrote:My probation's also 5 years. Break no laws (the court papers say), or I'll have to go to jail for 6 months. Maybe I could find the man of my dreams there?
Or Pat Benetar's dad. :wink:
Haahaa! You remember that!
Fast Cast wrote:DrunkenJackFlash wrote:Fast Cast wrote:Eh, you never forget a sweet ass, do you?
Hehehe, made me go look up that old thread again.
It's been seven months. Hopefully, my penance will be paid in another two. And I can consider myself a recovering drunk driver. Not my proudest moment, but I learned a painful lesson and it couldve been much worse.DrunkenJackFlask wrote:A minor consolation, it was one of the funniest threads ever. I laugh my ass off every time I read it.
I couldn't decide wether to laugh or cry. Laughing was better. I'm glad others could take in the light side of an otherwise crappy experience. I tried my best to spin it well.
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Mayhem wrote:I agree with everything said so far. Bouncers are needed, and they are just people, so somedays good and some days bad. I also want the Oggar on my side at all times.
You never know when you'll have a toilet that needs to be broken by a face.
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Agaveman wrote:DrunkenJackFlask wrote:I'm officially moved into my new place and I just cracked open the first official bottle of bourbon of the new residence. I could think of no one but you fine drunkards to mark the occasion with. Rounds of anything you want, on me!
You betcha. All glassware is packed away, so I'm drinking straight out tha plastic! Booya!
Jimmy&Guinney wrote:DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Yay! I think this is going to be a fun place to get really plowed. The geometry is confusing, and there are so many balconies to fall from. And it looks easy to lock my keys in the garage. Plus, it's "gated", so I'll have no idea how to let visitors visit!
Bring your own catapults.
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:I originally majored in astronomy.
I kissed two girls at one time.
I once ate pizza for seven consecutive meals.
I lit my cousin on fire.
I had consecutive semesters in college with GPA's of 3.9 and 1.9.
I hate getting my hair cut, going to the doctor or dentist.
I almost flunked out of high school the year I scored a 740 on my math SAT.
I've never been to NYC.
I urinated off the edge of the Grand Canyon.
I've been in love exactly 3 times. Close a few times more.
Boxer-briefs are my favorite, and it took me 36 years to learn this.
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Mayhem wrote:I can't see your ass from here.bella wrote:making me hungry..
I need the gym too..
my ass is growing i think
I can't either, but let me tell you I've been trying to for weeks.
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:bella wrote:I love you guys..
You still love my ass right?
need more booze
Left, right, and ... ahh, oh look! Puppies!!!
JohnnyTequila wrote:DrunkenJackFlask wrote:I've been told a lot about how your experience with drinking builds tolerance (in my DUI-sentenced alcohol classes). Without getting into the debate of their details, I have found myself annoyed with my increasing tolerance. I hear stories of how people feel warm and tipsy after a few drinks, but it seems like I now have to pound half a bottle in an hour or two to get the good feeling I seek. I know that my blood would register drunk, but what the hell does it take to get a good stagger going these days?
there's always the booze enema.
Fast Cast wrote:DrunkenJackFlask wrote:I wanna stagger, not puke! Maybe I should opt for Tonya. :?
*cues Nancy Kerrigan voice*
Why? Why? Why?
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Savage wrote:DrunkenJackFlask wrote:I'm partial to shorter women anyway
Oh no. So, you don't find my six feet attractive?
I thought it was six toes you had.
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:What about those of us who aren't so fortunate to be papa's, but are still repeat offender motherfuckers?
I remember that day, kinda.Judge wrote:He was one of the first MDM drunkards I met, it was a blurry blurry weekend in the course of five minutes there was DJF, Oggar, Winebox, Moriarity, ssaplas, Mayhem, Palinka, Toxi and Juggy, (iieee13 or something like that) and a few others I've since forgotten. I mean cyberspace to meatspace just like that. It was a magic day.
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