Since I have got the board...

[Mr Boozificator]

...all to myself because you're just sissies incapable of holding their liquor, I'm going to rant and rant and rant.
First rant:
Blade Runner: people don't fucking understand what a privilege it is to watch that movie that never ages. "Tears in the rain..." is one of the most beautiful moments in cinema ever. All of a sudden, the beast is not one, he was the good guy all along but you could not see that because you are not going to the pub often enough. He dies like the angel he is.

Second rant:
Desperate mes couilles.
This series is an insult to anyone with more than two brain cells. Crafted and designed to capture the 30 something female audience, the whole point of that massive shit was to make YOU girls feel a little bit better about yourselves thinking "oh, at least I'm not like that" or "well, at least I've got less cellulite" or even "oh, at least I'm not a whore like her". Well, start thinking by yourself and stop buying the pre-digested shit the majors are selling you. I'd fuck a horse all sails out before I suffer five minutes in a row of that pathetic show.

Third rant:
Ecology.
Seriously, do you think you are not being part of the whole thing?
I mean, you want it all natural and stuff? Well, wake up : curare is one hundred fucking percent natural and so is the murdering instinct in your reptilian brain. So healthy eh?
You want natural wheat? Countless people won't survive your desire, you're going to starve humanity.
Now, of course, if you want to be hip and enjoy a supposedly healthy body, why not kill the others doing that.


AAAAAAAHHHAAAAHHHHHHHAAAHHH. Anger.

[Screwball]

So you "have got the board....".

Quit watching that Smurf Porn!


(fuck, I must be sick. I can't breath thru my nose and the fever dreams have all ready started.)

I'll talk more shit later on.

On that note, here's Conway Twitty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uoy9fcf ... re=related

[Judge]

The playoffs are on. What is it I can get you during the commercial break? And its MR. Conway Twitty.

[ChiliDawg]

Thank You, Thank You, one and....3. I know I've been missed. Please, stop all the fuss, will ya? You may Tebow for me, I'll close my eyes.

Anyhoo, Drink something, won't ya', ya' sods!

[Mr Boozificator]

I'll have a beer on the porch with Chilli. Yes sir, I confirm.
And since the Judge is there, I'll have cognac with him.
As for Screwball, I'll just let his goat lick my balls (interspecies erotica is not my thing) and decapitate a jar jar bing.

[TheBigCasino]

Blade Runner is the best movie I have ever seen. It is poetry. A good companion to it is "American Beauty". They are both excellent in making me recognize how amazing every little thing is that I take for granted every single day. Every film should be those films.

[Mr Boozificator]

Blade Runner is the best movie I have ever seen. It is poetry. A good companion to it is "American Beauty". They are both excellent in making me recognize how amazing every little thing is that I take for granted every single day. Every film should be those films.

You remember we have to patrol together one of these days, right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE&ob=av2e

[TheBigCasino]

Hell yes!

[Mr Boozificator]

Hell yes!

I've spent my youth watching Starsky and Hucth and Hillstreet Blues. I want to read a guy his rights at least once in my life.

[TheBigCasino]

PM inbound

[tomodon]

Boozi! Ya legend ya. I only read the first bit of your post because it's 4am and I'm fucking steaming. But yeah Daryl Hannah would have to have it - she's hot.

[Mr Boozificator]

Boozi! Ya legend ya. I only read the first bit of your post because it's 4am and I'm fucking steaming. But yeah Daryl Hannah would have to have it - she's hot.

I didn't want to say it (<-blatant lie there), but Tomo is not only a gentleman, he's also an artist. Come on %$^;: (<-Tomo's real name), post one of your paintings pleaaaaaaaase, pretty please.

[zfish]

I see you have abandoned the cartoon avatar.

That is a wise move as I was about to unleash Super Fish upon you.

[Mr Boozificator]

Rant number four: Politicians.
Belgium has just spent two years without a government doing fine.
We don't need those fuckers who don't give us a yearly allowance to buy bulletproof jacket and leap on their maids, let's behead them all with a big axe.
Odinson, I've got a job for you and your ancestors.

[Mr. Viking]

Rant number four: Politicians.
Belgium has just spent two years without a government doing fine.
We don't need those fuckers who don't give us a yearly allowance to buy bulletproof jacket and leap on their maids, let's behead them all with a big axe.
Odinson, I've got a job for you and your ancestors.

Think how I felt growing up, all the Northern Irish politicians are fucking drys as well as being fuckwits