Almost burned the house down II

[ThirstyDrunk]

Here's a picture I came across from a few years ago:



It was supposed to be french fries.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Here's another one - this was supposed to be tater tots.

[Wingman]

really glad i've never had enough motivation to cook while drunk. though i have eaten some things raw i probably shouldn't have. being passed out in a housefire seems worse than being awakened by stomach cramps, if marginally.

[JimLahey]

Thirsty, those things look similar to what I've conjured up. But the smell, my god the smell...
Anyways, it's finally starting to fade. Hey I'm kinda hungry all of a sudden Bobandi...

[Corrodesthefilm]

Holy Mother of God!!!
Somebody else UNDERSTANDS!

I go through a bottle of Sriracha every month or so.

Buy it. Use it. On everything.

Try the peanut butter and sriracha sandwich (don't be shy with the sriracha...the peanut butter really "cuts" it) and I promise you will not be disappointed! Mmmm spicy spicy savory with a little sweet...

[Savage]

I went in to check on the dinner, and found a potholder merrily blazing away. Stunk, too. You know you're weird, when you buy boxed fish sticks, but you make homemade creamed corn with fresh corn on the cob and peppers and onions, and real cream, and your old man prepares an artichoke and you make your own tartar sauce. Hell, why didn't we just bread our own (or the ones our neighbor gives us) fish and fry it? Well, at least we had bourbon.

[SternoBoy]

It's been my experience that nothing covers up cooking odors quite like male cat pee.