What the fuck do undrunk people do?

[JimLahey]

I've been thinking about this for a long time. So your work day ends, what else are you supposed to do but drink? I don't get it, what do undrunk people do for fun? Do they have fun? Are they people?

[nileblackflame]

Argue and spend time being jealous of those who are drinking. Yay. We win.

[beerkegbilly]

Wish they where drunk.

[JimLahey]

I love that there's two laheys on the board now. We also have a Bubbles. We could really use a Randy or a Ricky.

[Mr Boozificator]

They watch TV, do their grocery shopping, argue with their wife/husband/dog. Wonder why their life is so dull etc...
All kinds of things that are way better when done drunk.
Those dries...

[One for the Frog]

Getting undrunk, maybe? I saw one of those people not having a drink continuously. That's a fucking weird addiction if you ask me. Drives them crazy.

[John Barleycorn]

They have sex with their cats.

[FearNoBeer]

Maybe they collect stamps. My granddad did. I don't...but that was his business, not mine! Somebody drinks, somebody doesn't...big deal.

[Patchez]

Wallow in a joyless existence?

[Crystal]

I cleaned alot, read alot (Like- ALOT), did crossword puzzles, had really strange dreams, and wished I was drinking.

[tomodon]

A friend of mine here has crossed over to the undrunk side. He now cooks food with nuts and seeds in it, does something called pilates and reads self-help books. Fun.

[Wingman]

they bring me a fucking cold beer if they know what's good for them!

woah, i'm grumpy today.

[frankennietzsche]

Church.

Practice their "tsk-tsk"ing.

Get ready for bed during the evening news and wonder why Letterman isn't as funny as he used to be, and switch to Leno.

[Screwball]

Take Ambien and watch American Idol.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

Take Ambien and watch American Idol.

Don't tell me what to do.