You have to be standing at your window and looking at the lights of the city, on a semi-rainy night, with your smoldering cigar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ4l4oRkh_8
All those who don't speak french won't understand the interview that comes after, but everyone will understand the trumpet of Mr Miles Davis.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.