What's been going on here? My life has been crazy, buying a house, new wife having baby, getting buff-effed by that sad state of Michigan. All the way though, we put on a smile and keep marching. Wedding dinner rehearsal tonight for my brother-in-law, whom I'm pretty sure is gay so really he is just screwing me out of part of our inheritance money which I was going to use for a nice soiree.
I guess a flask is a must have for tonight's activities, their idea of drinking is having 2 sam adams and a shot of baileys. On a positive note I haven't had to stay home with the kid as much as I thought due to many in the family who will babysit and the fact that wife wants to get out of the house too. And the kid sleeps 6 or so hours per night which I guess is unheard of for newborns and very nice for my booze-addled brain at 3am.
And baby Piper:
Bourbon is my blood.
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