86 procedures

[wired]

What's the best method to 86 someone who's clearly had too much?

Tonight a guy I know was at the regular spot and was really drunk. In his stupor he proceeded to bite my friend's face. Even though I'm not staff, I promptly grabbed the guy and ejected him from the bar. The staff seemed fairly ambivalent since the patron in question is a friend of many of them. Even after telling them what happened they didn't immediately eject the guy.

This bar is one of my regular spots. I don't want to quit going there, but need to know the best way to get my point across to a drunk that his pranks aren't funny.

[Shane-O-Matic]

I've been in your position and, much more often, I've been the guy who's had way too much. Don't think I've ever bitten anyone, though.

You probably did the right thing. I can never be angry at friends who have ejected me from parties for being drunk and obnoxious. In many ways, they probably saved me from a proper beating.

Beyond that, I've been in pubs where I've seen people - undrunk people - act that way, and I've thrown them out. Some people are just jerks, right?

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

Bullshit! I merely nibbled.

[Screwball]

BMMS considers that to be foreplay.

[Mr Boozificator]

Anyone trying to bite somebody else's face just like this deserves whatever is going to happen to him next. The staff you mention seems pretty irresponsible to me.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

Damn bath salts.

[One for the Frog]

Bite me

[Bur]

I have natural knack for dealing with drunk/annoying people and the police. And occasionally para-medics. You have to use elobrate combination of lies, deceit and reasoning. Mostly the first two though.

[One for the Frog]

Damn bath salts.

WTF is happening to the world?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ffair.html
I blame Swedish booze prices for this one.

[One for the Frog]

yeah
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/3 ... 60149.html

(sorry about threadjacking)

[coqui_chris]

Yes! Eat all of our shirts!

[Smatter Noguts]

Nothing's tastier than an open-faced sandwich.

[Chimneyfish]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch# ... nd_lawsuit

[JimLahey]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch#Murder_and_lawsuit

PCP is a hell of a drug.

[TheBigCasino]

What's the best method to 86 someone who's clearly had too much?

Tonight a guy I know was at the regular spot and was really drunk. In his stupor he proceeded to bite my friend's face. Even though I'm not staff, I promptly grabbed the guy and ejected him from the bar. The staff seemed fairly ambivalent since the patron in question is a friend of many of them. Even after telling them what happened they didn't immediately eject the guy.

This bar is one of my regular spots. I don't want to quit going there, but need to know the best way to get my point across to a drunk that his pranks aren't funny.

Ahhh, "the accidental bouncer". There is no best way to do it, it's all very uncomfortable, sometimes a person has to go and you have to be the guy to do it, no real way around it when you're at a local where everyone's a regular, it happens.