Hangover Kicks...

[tariqhussain]

Recently, a routine police was parked outside a local neighborhood bar in Calgary. Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally, he started his car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles.

At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street. The police officer having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man consumed alcohol at all.

Dumbfounded, the office said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[Miklo]

Thats a good one.

[redshift]

That is a good one!

[ThirstyDrunk]

That's an old one.

[redshift]

That's an old one.

Whatever, it's a new one for me! :P

[Crystal]

Why didn't we do that when we were dumbasses who drank and drove? That is brilliant.
Now that I am older, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE.

[frankennietzsche]

Sadly, some people have not master the blackout teleport.

[Wingman]

Sadly, some people have not master the blackout teleport.

not me. i got that shit down.

[Mr. Viking]

Sadly, some people have not master the blackout teleport.

works well most of the time, but quite often I get battered around a bit during transit. Something to do with quantum effects

[Negromancer]

Sadly, some people have not master the blackout teleport.

not me. i got that shit down.

My device is a bit cranky. I find myself popping up all sorts of places. Luckily, they are all usually at least vaguely in the direction of where I was headed.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I teleported home one night
with Ron and Sid and Meg
Ron stole Megans heart away
and I got Sidneys leg

[Wingman]

My device is a bit cranky. I find myself popping up all sorts of places. Luckily, they are all usually at least vaguely in the direction of where I was headed.

either yo've gotten hitin the head too much, ornot enough. maybe you need a time lord doctor.

[Catroaster]

But can you imagine the Doctor after eighteen pints?

(Ignoring, for the moment, the fact that he has the whole of Time and Space to buy his booze from, and a device that can hack cash machines - I imagine any one of us having such luck would stock up on single malts and then spend the rest of Eternity on the planet Barcelona)

[dyentrush]

what's new and old?:D



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[frankennietzsche]

My socks and underwear, that's what!

ohsnap!