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by Armed&Angry » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:08 pm
All I know is this: I woke up on the floor of my room, bare-ass, and wearing a single leather glove. It was pretty wacky, I assume.
Alcohol makes you honest. The undrunk man's thought is a drunk man's words. Being a drunk man at the moment, I can say this with the pure freedom and clarity of absolute truth: You have an amazing rack. It's changed my life.
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by Rowdydrunk79 » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:37 pm
Armed&Angry wrote: It was pretty wacky, I assume.
Damn straight. I usually have two gloves on when I wake up.
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by Uncle Sal » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:29 pm
round these parts that there's what we call a Michael Jackson drunk.
look out for the monkey.
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...
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by Generic Jug » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:52 pm
Uncle Sal wrote:round these parts that there's what we call a Michael Jackson drunk.
look out for the monkey.
I shudder to think of the parts you come from.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
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by LuckyStrikes » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:57 pm
Uncle Sal wrote:round these parts that there's what we call a Michael Jackson drunk.
look out for the monkey.
Monkey with Palinka. Drank all his absinthe. Smashed his television too!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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by Palinka » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:20 pm
Hey, now.
The monkey ain't mine. He's The Frog's friend. Goddamned simian never buys a round either...Either of them!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to
this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
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by TARTANSPECIAL » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:31 pm
Armed&Angry wrote:All I know is this: I woke up on the floor of my room, bare-ass, and wearing a single leather glove. It was pretty wacky, I assume.
If i wake up in a bed, i know i'm in the wrong house :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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by fdoosey » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:46 pm
Uncle Sal wrote:round these parts that there's what we call a Michael Jackson drunk.
look out for the monkey.
Why did I just hear Waylon Jennings narrate that, Dukes of Hazzard style?
"Now the good folks in Hazzard ain't seen the monkey come out in quite a spell...last time he did, they reckoned he went plum crazy, 'cause he burned down the police station."
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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by fdoosey » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:46 pm
Oh, drunkest I've been - I don't know, once I hit blackout it's all the same to me.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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by LuckyStrikes » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:48 pm
Happy Belated Birthday Fdoosey!!!!!
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by Rowdydrunk79 » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:50 pm
fdoosey wrote:Oh, drunkest I've been - I don't know, once I hit blackout it's all the same to me.
Hey that's the reason my parents told me they got married.
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by Armed&Angry » Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:10 pm
Rowdydrunk79 wrote:Damn straight. I usually have two gloves on when I wake up.
Huh. I assume I had another glove at some point in the evening, but I couldn't for the life of me find out where it went.
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by massivedrunk » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:20 pm
i recently was at a bar and ordered a shot of mezcal. i got the worm, the bartender killed the juke and made me toast the whole bar of about 150 people. i stood on the bar and said "hey everybody, two more and im attractive", did the shot, jumped off the bar and the toast killed. this was told to me by a friend two days later when i was undrunk. i love benders.
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by Generic Jug » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:55 pm
MassiveDrunk wrote:i recently was at a bar and ordered a shot of mezcal. i got the worm, the bartender killed the juke and made me toast the whole bar of about 150 people. i stood on the bar and said "hey everybody, two more and im attractive", did the shot, jumped off the bar and the toast killed. this was told to me by a friend two days later when i was undrunk. i love benders.
That's impressively clever, for being so drunk. Whenever I'm sloshed I think I'm the next Dorothy Parker, but oral and written records have time and again proven otherwise.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
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by Omar The Tentmaker » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:55 pm
MassiveDrunk wrote:i recently was at a bar and ordered a shot of mezcal. i got the worm, the bartender killed the juke and made me toast the whole bar of about 150 people. i stood on the bar and said "hey everybody, two more and im attractive", did the shot, jumped off the bar and the toast killed. this was told to me by a friend two days later when i was undrunk. i love benders.
I may hafta steal that toast sometime
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