Drunkest You've Ever Been?

by **Mad Scientist** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:20 pm

stephswill wrote:Ummm...the day Joey Ramone died I went out and got so hammered on shots of vodka that they threw me out of the bar for flashing people... :oops:

Man, that's harsh... what they shoulda done was throw everyone else out for not flashing people. How do they expect to make money with that kind of approach to business? Amateurs...

by **fdoosey** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:21 pm

Hmm...when Johnny Rotten dies, maybe I'll go round the pubs spitting on people...

by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:56 pm

When Winona Ryder dies, guess I'll go around stealing from all the patrons in the bar.

by **Palinka** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 3:53 pm

Generic Jug wrote:Seems as though other people beat me to it...

Well, they answered one question out of four (we can do extra mathematics too, if you want).

Generic Jug wrote:If I had been less drunk/hungover yesterday, I would have answered you.

Hmmm... Must suggest that one to my students around exam time.

Generic Jug wrote:As for gerunds, as far as I know, they all end in -ing. However, I insist that you tell me if I have erred.

You have. I did.

Generic Jug wrote:Are you satisfied now, Herr Palinka?

For all the reasons listed above, no.
By the way, you don't have to call me "Herr Palinka," Mister Palinka will suffice.
Pip pip.

by **Angep** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 4:11 pm

The drunkest I can remember, and I don't remember much is my 25 th birthday. I worked at a "club". I was supposed to waitress, but I had many Harley Davidson shots waiting for me. A Harley, at least by Denver was 1 shot Jack, 1 shot Jose, and 1 shot Jim, all in a glass, and yes, that was 1 shot. Good thing I had a little blow to keep me going.

The night wore on and from what I was told, I was playing with someone elses kid in the apartment complex pool. I am not really fond of kids. I also ended up polkaing with a neighbor. I was hung over for 2 days. I kept trying to drink the damn thing off too, but it never worked.

by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:42 pm

Palinka wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:Seems as though other people beat me to it...
Well, they answered one question out of four (we can do extra mathematics too, if you want).

Generic Jug wrote:If I had been less drunk/hungover yesterday, I would have answered you.
Hmmm... Must suggest that one to my students around exam time.

Generic Jug wrote:As for gerunds, as far as I know, they all end in -ing. However, I insist that you tell me if I have erred.
You have. I did.

Generic Jug wrote:Are you satisfied now, Herr Palinka?
For all the reasons listed above, no.
By the way, you don't have to call me "Herr Palinka," Mister Palinka will suffice.
Pip pip.

Pip pip Mister Palinka! Pip pip, I like that!

by **Captain Mullocked** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:59 pm

There's a couple times that fall into this category but it's hard to tell since they involve blacking out. At one point I had three bottles of wine, (that I know of) and tried to make out with one of my best friends. I didn't even know it til the next day, when she told me. I was so embarrassed I couldn't talk to her for a week, I still turn red when I think about it.
Another time I was so drunk that I was punched in the face and didn't even realize it for about thirty seconds, wheraupon I was punched in the face a second time. It took probably about five minutes to figure out who did it and by that time I believe we had left the party. On a side note the fellow who punched me had threatened to shoot my friend in a completely different incident at a different party earlier that night.

by **massivedrunk** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:01 pm

dont worry mullocked, this has happened to us all. youre alright

by **deadpuppiesandwhores** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:02 pm

fdoosey wrote:Hmm...when Johnny Rotten dies, maybe I'll go round the pubs spitting on people...

when debbie gibson dies, i just don't if i'll be able to carry on. just another reason to bender.

by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:26 pm

I don't even want to think about that DPAW. Sad times that will be. When Debbie goes, so goes the music...

by **deadpuppiesandwhores** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:38 pm

i don't even know what the fuck she sings, i just remember my sister used to listen to her when we was kids. i don't even know why i remember her name. i am going to admit right now i don't really listen to all the shit i claim to. i love old chicago blues, nina simone and johnny cash and charlie daniels. i love southern rock and the circle jerks. i love good music, regardless it's genre, i love all you guys but when you start to give yourself a label based on the music you listen to, or the clothes you wear, or the type of vehicle you drive, you limit yourself to so many wonderful things. what in the fuck am i talking about? oh yeah. i don't really have the lion king soundtrack or anything by tiffany or boy george. almost out of liquor. thank god the abc is sooo close.

by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:33 pm

But DPAW, you said you were going to the Debbie Gibson convention in Little Rock this year! Don't be ashamed to love Debbie. She has a place in music history, right next to Tiffany's!

by **fdoosey** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:34 pm

Yeah, weren't they in that movie, Debbie Does Tiffany?

Or maybe that's someone else...

by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:38 pm

Debbie Does Tiffany in Dallas.

Website · by **Generic Jug** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:47 pm

I'm pretty sure I had a Debbie Gibson cassette for my Pocket Rocker.

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