LuckyStrikes wrote:Debbie Does Tiffany in Dallas.
No. Debbie Shops At Tiffany's In Dallas.
Yay! Exactly, my friend. Exactly!deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:...when you start to give yourself a label based on the music you listen to, or the clothes you wear, or the type of vehicle you drive, you limit yourself....
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:ost of today's post's claim to have been around 2:00/3:00. strange i don't remembe3r them. i just came to in a parking lot of a strange parking apartment complex. i remember shootin' some pool at the blarney stone with some old timers, i don't remember going there or getting home, but i did come to to find a half bottle of yukon. too bad i have to work in a few hours. they hate it when i show up drunk.
Armed&Angry wrote:All I know is this: I woke up on the floor of my room, bare-ass, and wearing a single leather glove. It was pretty wacky, I assume.
slushfund wrote:A few decades ago they outlawed happy hour in Massachusetts. The last night, the local dive ("The Hot L Warren") had an open bar. I drank a lot; at least a bottle of champagne and I'm sure a lot of other shit. I inadvertently pissed off the bartender, and while I was playfully punching Roy, my drinking companion, the bartender decided to throw us both out. I made the mistake of getting up before he went back inside, and he tossed me again, this time into some patio furniture on which I cracked a finger or two. The next day, I went to work (teaching math at a community college). I was still drunk, which is probably why I didn't notice the size and color of my fingers. The class convinced me to hit the ER at lunch.
arf_she_said wrote:The only strip club in town, around Christmas time, a failed attempt at a bachelor party for my friend (he didnt show) did black tooth- grins for about 4 hours straight (8-12) then headed to the titty bar, have very little recollection, but i was out about 300$ the next day and hung-over for the next 3.
Uncle_Meat wrote:arf_she_said wrote:The only strip club in town, around Christmas time, a failed attempt at a bachelor party for my friend (he didnt show) did black tooth- grins for about 4 hours straight (8-12) then headed to the titty bar, have very little recollection, but i was out about 300$ the next day and hung-over for the next 3.
What's the deal with black tooth-grins? I'm an old fart, so excuse my drunken ass.
Hmmmm... sounds like black out time to me. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. My only recollection of an evening after visiting an old friend of mine was wondering where all these strange people came from and where the hell was I, because suddenly I didn't recognize anything except I was way drunk at some party. Somehow I woke up in my own bed safe and sound.
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