I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

[Mallory Knox]

Replaced by the old bitches that couldn't hang when I took a digger leaving the bar a few months ago.
There was a gimlet in one hand (I liked the glass) and leftover Mexican food in the other leaving only my front two choppers to break the fall.

One night in the hospital, 6 hours in the Dentist's Chair and $2,000 later I have new and improved versions of REAL front teeth.
Take THAT, you miserable human parts... I have replaced you along with the boyfriend that felt bad enough for me to purchase you!

In other news, I now will be paying said ex-boyfriend fifty bones a month for the next three years... and I will write something snarky in the memo section of EVERY SINGLE CHECK I SEND.

That is all.

[Wingman]

REAL front teeth.

wtf?

[Mallory Knox]

True story, Wingman.
They are crowns made of NOT human parts.
(I fucking hope... what if that was something that you got from a cadaver?)

[Wingman]

whose real front teeth? isn't that kinda creepy? did you price a liver while you were in the shop?

edit: ah. so real in the sense of they perform that function. that's much less creepy.

[Mallory Knox]

Real as in the sense that I'm not PRETENDING to have front teeth...
Which would be several shades of creepy.

[Oggar]

What the hell people? When you fall lead with the hard part of your face.

[Rip Rufus]

What the hell people? When you fall lead with the hard part of your face.

From the picture, he knows of what he speaks.

[Rip Rufus]

and I will write something snarky in the memo section of EVERY SINGLE CHECK I SEND.

Glad to know that I am not the only person who does this.

[DeeboCools]

I'm a trans-humanist on a budget. The first money I "make"(HA!) will be spent replacing parts that only cause problems with improved versions or technology to harvest back ups.

The first to be replaced are teeth. All the do it hurt, rot, and cause time and money.

[happydrunk]

all I can say is "ouch",


and give us a smile!

[Savage]

And I am currently feeling up my face, trying to figure out what constitutes the hard part. Perhaps a field test? I do live in a three-story house. Of course, I could select a test subject, and apply said results to myself and other drunkards. Heck, Grumpy probably wouldn't even wake up.

[el gavacho]

Teeth look great! Might want to look into reducing the size of your head, but other than that...

[fiyah]

Teeth look great! Might want to look into reducing the size of your head, but other than that...

Hah!

[Bur]

I got improved front teeth as well, and tht happened when I was undrunk.
Fuck being undrunk used to suck back those days. As it still does.

Anyway can I join the "fake front teeth club"?

[Fbomb]

This works for hockey players, why not you?

Best not to fall on one's own face though. Whenever possible, fall on someone else's.