I get drunk at work

[SamBam]

Yes I do. It's hard not to when you work in a night club.
I am responsible until the last hour of my shift then I practically swim in Manhattan's.
I love my job.

[tisbor]

ahaha fuck you !
but also cheers !

[Shmoo]

That may be so, but try to pull it off in an office job. Your current environment makes it a cake walk. I tried and apparently failed miserably, but my boss was a good sport about it.

[Cowboy Joe]

I'm jealous. Sadly, I work in a occupation where boozing is completely out of the question....luckily, I work with sensible folks and after-work boozing is damn near mandatory.

[captain gonzo]

I'm not supposed to drink at work

however the level of cheeriness we are supposed to have makes us seem drunk anyway so as long as I'm careful its all good.

[willerror]

There's a difference between "drunk at work" and "good buzz on at work so I can deal with insane people." I've done both honestly. Never been busted, fortunately. Years ago I got wasted at a restaurant job after I'd been there a few weeks, and one of the senior kitchen staff said, "He won't last," and then I worked there for five years and ended up managing the joint. I don't know whether that's good or bad, but I proved him wrong at least.

[captain gonzo]

There's a difference between "drunk at work" and "good buzz on at work so I can deal with insane people." I've done both honestly. Never been busted, fortunately. Years ago I got wasted at a restaurant job after I'd been there a few weeks, and one of the senior kitchen staff said, "He won't last," and then I worked there for five years and ended up managing the joint. I don't know whether that's good or bad, but I proved him wrong at least.

Proving people wrong is ALWAYS good.

[Surreal]

Sitting at desk.

Drinking bourbon.

Accidently tore door off ice maker at the coffe station at 5:00pm

I'm at work, but not working. I don't think this counts.

-s

[bertojhone]

I tried that during work i not go for drink because it could effect my work.so after my office i enjoy what ever i like.

[willerror]

A couple months ago I had a real meatgrinder of a morning, shit was coming at me from all sides, but I was able to sneak out for lunch. I live nearby my office, so at home after lunch I made myself a nice strong martini, sat down calmly for about 10 minutes, and drank it. I went back to work on top of the world. I couldn't believe how much it helped. I haven't done it since because I can see how it *could* become a bad habit, but every once in awhile, I say we all need to let our our inner MAD MEN and drink during work hours.

[Fbomb]

If everybody else would drink at work, that would help for sure. I would embrace it in a minute, because I'm a lush to begin with. But sadly, some office environments make it impossible. I attribute this sharp decline in our economic world standing to this fanatical demand for undrunkenness at any function... 1960s, top of the world, put man on the moon, everyone is shitty at work.... 2010s, everyone is undrunk, economy sucks, mexican gulf is destroyed by undrunk corporate a-holes, and undrunk regulators and elected officials are completely lame in facing it... FDR drank 3 martini lunches and he powered through a great depression and won a world war... just sayin

[Shmoo]

A couple months ago I had a real meatgrinder of a morning, shit was coming at me from all sides, but I was able to sneak out for lunch. I live nearby my office, so at home after lunch I made myself a nice strong martini, sat down calmly for about 10 minutes, and drank it. I went back to work on top of the world. I couldn't believe how much it helped. I haven't done it since because I can see how it *could* become a bad habit, but every once in awhile, I say we all need to let our our inner MAD MEN and drink during work hours.

Makes me wonder what a weak martini would be/ Too much vermouth?

[JohnnyT]

Drinking at lunch used to be a specialty of mine. im learned the art of lunch drinking from shmoo.

[JohnnyT]

Drinking at lunch used to be a specialty of mine. im learned the art of lunch drinking from shmoo.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I used to ge tdrunk at work alot, or just be drunk while thereI was the king
now i say anyone who has to drink at work doesnt drink enough at home