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Beam is fucking with my head

Postby Mayhem » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:01 pm

I just got an email from them introducing Jim Beam Black. WTF??? I've been drinking Beam Black for many years, or at least I thought I thought I was.
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby Screwball » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:05 pm

Did you drive to the liquor store in DeLorean, Marty McFly?
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby Mayhem » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:59 pm

Screwball wrote:Did you drive to the liquor store in DeLorean, Marty McFly?
No, doc.
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby JohnnyT » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:29 pm

i got the same e-mail. they have a new bottle and new label it seems, so it's more like a re-introduction.

i was confused.
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby Mayhem » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:49 pm

JohnnyTequila wrote:i got the same e-mail. they have a new bottle and new label it seems, so it's more like a re-introduction.

i was confused.
Ah ok. That makes some sense.
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby Bluespook » Fri May 21, 2010 9:16 pm

beam black fucking rules.
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby ChiliDawg » Fri May 21, 2010 9:39 pm

Bluespook wrote:beam black fucking rules.


Evan Black Cheaper, is as good. Caveman out!
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby Gin McGuinness » Sat May 22, 2010 1:11 am

ChiliDawg wrote:
Bluespook wrote:beam black fucking rules.


Evan Black Cheaper, is as good. Caveman out!

but not sold at the local near me. if I have to do Beam, then it has to be black....... with lots of ice, mint, raw rugar and club soda.
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby TheBigCasino » Sat May 22, 2010 5:13 pm

Gin McGuinness wrote:
ChiliDawg wrote:
Bluespook wrote:beam black fucking rules.


Evan Black Cheaper, is as good. Caveman out!

but not sold at the local near me. if I have to do Beam, then it has to be black....... with lots of ice, mint, raw rugar and club soda.


whoa, slow down there! You can get arrested for that you know!
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby Screwball » Sat May 22, 2010 5:29 pm

Yeah, isn't raw rugar illegal around these parts?




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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby ChiliDawg » Sat May 22, 2010 5:30 pm

Gin McGuinness wrote:
ChiliDawg wrote:
Bluespook wrote:beam black fucking rules.


Evan Black Cheaper, is as good. Caveman out!

but not sold at the local near me. if I have to do Beam, then it has to be black....... with lots of ice, mint, raw rugar and club soda.


whoa, slow down there! You can get arrested for that you know![/quote]

Ha! I don't know, BC, sounds pretty damn good, if you're watchin' horses run.
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby Gin McGuinness » Sat May 22, 2010 8:16 pm

TheBigCasino wrote:whoa, slow down there! You can get arrested for that you know!

if you're the osssifferr - go right ahead!
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby Willy » Sun May 23, 2010 1:42 pm

Evan gives me wicked hangovers. Beam Black does not. I did see they have a Beam Distillers Choice with a black label that is only aged 7 years, which is something new. Are you confusing this with their regular Beam Black?
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Re: Beam is fucking with my head

Postby Mayhem » Sun May 23, 2010 6:31 pm

Nope, it was called Jim Beam Black, and it's the same stuff I've been drinking since 2002.
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