Just drank piss

[ivan]

My personal annoyance are the smokeless tobacco users. They always wind up spitting in beer bottles, I've learned to drink from a glass around them to avoid confusion.

Slow down. Although my personal rule is never to spit in anything without a screw top.

[Chimneyfish]

That's why I use a Mud Jug. To be fair, smokers use bottles as much as spitters.

[GetDrunkStayDrunk]

True, although usually(not always) empty bottles. PLus if I had to pick between a half finished beer with a butt in it and pure dip spit, I know what I'll choose.

[Booz Hound]

If you drink enough the night before then your piss should be pretty high proof. Cheers!

[Savage]

Retard.

Yep. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P71ZSQgJoGw

[Crystal]

Why did you pee in a bottle in the first place?

That is terrible about drinking your urine. I don't want to know what pee tastes like.

[Jim]

About ten minutes ago I stumbled across (what I thought was) a half full bottle of white wine. I thought 'hurrah!' and promptly took a great big swig from it. Tasted funny. I suddenly had a flashback to last night, when I pissed into an empty bottle of wine. Urgh.

I've been swigging vodka straight for the past hour but I can still taste urine.

Were you driving or something ? I got traffic stuck in a bridge tunnel one time and pissed inside a anti-freeze jug that had a bit of antifreeze still in it. I ended forgetting about it and two weeks later added this mixture in my vehicle. The truck ran fine afterwards.

But drinking piss ? It takes a brave soul reflecting upon and admitting to such. A brave soul indeed.

I raise my cup to you !

[ThirstyDrunk]

I raise my cup to you !

He's gonna piss in it.

[Jim]

I raise my cup to you !

He's gonna piss in it.

Better get a 8' step ladder and a funnel

[lanternchikk]

I had lite beer once too. Not a pleasant experience indeed.

[Savage]

About ten minutes ago I stumbled across (what I thought was) a half full bottle of white wine. I thought 'hurrah!' and promptly took a great big swig from it. Tasted funny. I suddenly had a flashback to last night, when I pissed into an empty bottle of wine. Urgh.

I've been swigging vodka straight for the past hour but I can still taste urine.

Were you driving or something ? I got traffic stuck in a bridge tunnel one time and pissed inside a anti-freeze jug that had a bit of antifreeze still in it. I ended forgetting about it and two weeks later added this mixture in my vehicle. The truck ran fine afterwards.

But drinking piss ? It takes a brave soul reflecting upon and admitting to such. A brave soul indeed.

I raise my cup to you !

Wait--your car runs on piss?

[lanternchikk]

Now that's what I call biofuel!

[EvilFish]

I think this requires a much belated clarification.

I pissed in an empty wine bottle because the one bathroom in my apartment was occupied by my roommate, who was in the process of regurgitating half a bottle of cheap vodka.

The kitchen sink and vegetable drawer were off limits because my roommate's girlfriend and a couple of our friends were drinking there. So it was either piss on the bedroom floor or in an empty wine bottle. I sensibly chose the latter, but unsensibly left it on my desk.

The next night I was polishing off a bottle of vodka on my own and wasn't in a particularily sensible state when I came across the wine bottle. Fortunately, I swallowed minimal amounts of urine, spitting most of it back into the bottle. I threw it out straight after and continued with the vodka. That night my piss was consigned solely to the toilet, thankfully.

[peetie44]

I think this requires a much belated clarification.

How could drinking piss require a clarification? Either you did or you didn't.

[Wingman]

The kitchen sink and vegetable drawer were off limits because my roommate's girlfriend and a couple of our friends were drinking there.

so, you would have pissed in the vegetable drawer if the kitchen had been empty?

i shouldn't chide. came very close to pissing in my hat one night....