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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby bigLee » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:43 am

it's just me, jimi's dolcet tones, and water, malt and hops. unless there's a dd about..?
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby fdoosey » Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:01 pm

Many of my old-timey friends probably still have my digits. PM me if you lost em.

I also have Skype. I think a video drinking session would be a capital offense...I mean, idea.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Fabricsoftner » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:09 am

Drunk dials must happen. PM for digits
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Patchez » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:04 pm

I'm starting to feel a buzz........So I'm now accepting calls. PM fer the #.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby whiskeyprick » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:51 am

I haven't DD'ed in months but the phone is almost charged and I'm prime time.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby NYDingbat » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:36 am

Always up for one. PM for digits and all that.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby bluebottle » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:48 am

betch. you know.....
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby BigDog49 » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:03 pm

Yes, and yes. PM4 digits.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby quickdrunkard » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:11 am

I've been drinking and an old ex gf who im friends with messages me on the Facebook and starts chatting about how she slept with one of my old friends who was her boyfriend right before I dated her, he had dumped her because she wouldnt put out, a month later I took her virginity...that friend finally got the lay he was looking for 10 years later this weekend.

And she comes to me for advice on what to do with him and the friendship there and all I can keep thinking in my drunk state is "man she gave the best oral"


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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby bigLee » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:04 am

ye-po now is the time.;
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Resident Asshole » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:29 pm

Try me about midnight tonight. I will either be quite drunk or quite passed out. PM for digis.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Patchez » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:47 pm

Pre- posting this. PM me with # then check bakc tomorrow nite at about 5 PM EST. I should be 4 hours into the shamrock fest. Let's go Murphys!
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Bluto » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:31 pm

Just picked up a couple of handles and a six of pounders. I'm going to lay into the leftover Bushmills and Guinness and then turn on the Saints. I'm ready for the weekend. PM for a number if you don't hav it already.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Douger2 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:55 am

This board does not have high traffic, just post your number
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:13 pm

yea give your number to Douger
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