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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby Resident Asshole » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:52 am

Chimneyfish wrote:It's going to be the best weekend yet for upsets, especially the underrated Bengals +155 over the overrated Steelers. Also Bills +200 over the Cowboys, Broncos +155 over the Chiefs, and Lions +135 over the Bears.


Wow, they're favoring the Chiefs? Lol.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby waahoohah » Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:29 pm

"Interceptasaurus" Rex Grossman completed as many passes to the other team as Tim Tebow completed, PERIOD, yet Timmy gets the win and Interceptasaurus Rex is rightly regarded as the incompetent tool that he is.

And John "who?" Skelton beat the Eagles in Philly.

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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby peetie44 » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:05 am

Fucking Lions...hope they got the "complete meltdown game" out of their system.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby Mayhems » Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:51 pm

The Bills showed us again that they are Sisyphus.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby Oggar » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:34 am

Goddamn it!!!! Seriously the fucking Broncos win again? Tim Tebow isn't even playing QB they need to make up a new word for whatever the fuck that is. And the Vikings get humiliated and decimated with injuries, it is clear the Jesus hates our team so I say it is time to go old school. We burn and loot churches until we start winning Super Bowls.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby peetie44 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:10 am

Oggar wrote:Goddamn it!!!! Seriously the fucking Broncos win again? Tim Tebow isn't even playing QB they need to make up a new word for whatever the fuck that is. And the Vikings get humiliated and decimated with injuries, it is clear the Jesus hates our team so I say it is time to go old school. We burn and loot churches until we start winning Super Bowls.


For most of that game the Jets' defense had Tebow bottled up...by playing him to run and daring him to pass. But on that last Denver drive from their own 5yd-line the Jets put in a nickelback and -- surprise! -- Tebow starts running the ball. Everybody and his brother knows that you DON'T want Tebow running the ball...you want him passing the ball.

Bad coaching decision, Rex Ryan.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:09 pm

Exclusive home footage of Oggar after a Vikings game.

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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby Chimneyfish » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:19 pm

The Niners are a ridiculous 8-0-1 against the spread this season. Here's to hoping they stay under the radar.

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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby Oggar » Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:30 am

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Exclusive home footage of Oggar after a Vikings game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... UGq8hIBuhQ


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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby Chimneyfish » Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:25 pm

ESPN is sill trying its hardest, but I think eventually people are going to notice

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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby fiyah » Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:21 am

Hah, this is great:
Still, for a guy who was raised on a farm, homeschooled and listens to Sinatra to pump himself up before games, Tebow has plenty of detractors.


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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby peetie44 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:57 pm

Friggin' Ndamukong Suh...he stomps on a Packers O-lineman AFTER he slammed the guy's head into the turf @3 times -- all of this well after the whistle -- and got his sorry ass booted out of the game. That led to a GB TD instead of a FG and started the Lions' implosion. They had been playing well and were only behind 7-0 at the half.

Thanks a lot, Suh...you knucklehead.

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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby whiskeyprick » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:04 am

You can take a hood out of the hood, or just fine his ass till he's back in the hood.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby peetie44 » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:55 pm

Tim Tebow -- winning ugly but WINNING!

His "QB rating" (LOL) will probably look mediocre but he threaded the needle on 3-4 clutch passes in that game and led his team to another win.

5-1 since he's been the starter.
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Re: 2011 NFL Season

Postby Oggar » Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:08 am

The wheels are off the Vikings bus now its just grinding and burning misery. Its hard to believe it has only been 2 years since we saw an NFC Championship game- it feels so much longer.
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