I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

[knumbskull]

ha, bad luck. i lost a front tooth while drunk... in the grudge match 'face vs taxi windscreen' the latter really used its weight advantage.

i got a rubbish temporary one. on the plus side, it's fun to drop it in people's drinks at parties.

[Mallory Knox]

Teeth look great! Might want to look into reducing the size of your head, but other than that...

Hah!

Oh my FUCK, how I've missed you!!!

[Surreal]

Two words - "Titanium teeth"

Then you can join the club that doesn't exist.

That is all.

[Resident Asshole]

I knocked out my old roomie's tooth when we were barefist boxing. I gave him a free month's rent.

[Mallory Knox]

I mean, that's clearly the right protocol.

[JimLahey]

I'm actually kind of jealous, I want new teeth. A few of mine are chipped, and I'd rather have something fake and shiny in my mouth than the yellow ivory I harbor.

[Mallory Knox]

Play Trust Fall face first with any drunkard of your choosing, and all your dreams shall come true.

[Bur]

Play Trust Fall face first with any drunkard of your choosing, and all your dreams shall come true.

This seems like a game for me.

[Mr. Viking]

I'm going to be smug now, all my teeth have always been perfect

[JimLahey]

Play Trust Fall face first with any drunkard of your choosing, and all your dreams shall come true.

This seems like a game for me.

You go first Bur!

[Crystal]

I usually face plant when I get super hammered. However, I just look like I got the shit kicked out of my face. Never lost any teeth.

[Knor]

Back when I was 17 I lost some teeth in a drinking related accident too. Had some tough time in the beginning, but by now I really prefer the new ones over the old. The speed with which I can bite ice lollies without hurting my teeth is the stuff of legends around here

[Lucky]

What the hell people? When you fall lead with the hard part of your face.

I usually try to land ass first.
I personally would not want to dent anymore things with my head...

[Bur]

If I had camera crew with me while I'm drunk and getting around, I could've made mini-series named "Will it bend?" just from the stuff I've fallen face-first to.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

I'm too damn pretty to be smashing my face into shit.