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The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:52 pm

-Bottles are too small.
-Week-ends are too short.
-I want to be paid for drinking.

Those are only examples (but true too). So, if you want to whine, don't hesitate and put it here.

-How come there ain't more buses at night from the pubs area to the living areas?
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Smatter Noguts » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:02 pm

Diane Sawyer appears to be drunker than I am while on prime-time TV.

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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby zfish » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:08 pm

Where's the wine?

I shall not whine without wine!

Fucking French. Always cheap and over billed.
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Smatter Noguts » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:18 pm

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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Thanatos » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:19 pm

I can't connect to drunkard chat on irc! WTF! This is ruining my life... etc....

p.s. anyone having the same problem? are my irc settings messed up? the server down
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:28 am

zfish wrote:Where's the wine?

I shall not whine without wine!

Fucking French. Always cheap and over billed.

And ready to tell you to go fuck off.
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Mr. Viking » Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:53 am

pavements are too sharp
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:59 am

Mr. Viking wrote:pavements are too sharp

And the grass on the lawns in the park is too acidy: sometimes you wake up with one cheek all burnt and greenish.
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Mr. Viking » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:01 am

far too slippy as well, asking to be fallen over on
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Smatter Noguts » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:59 am

None of you fucking care that it's been so warm here that ice might not form on the lakes and thus there will be no ice-fishing this winter. You cunts.
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Salviati » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:45 am

But, why is the rum gone?!
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby tomodon » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:16 pm

The Irish government are looking to bring in a minimum price for booze to stamp out cheap deals in supermarkets and stuff. WTF!
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby nileblackflame » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:19 pm

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tomodon wrote:The Irish government are looking to bring in a minimum price for booze to stamp out cheap deals in supermarkets and stuff. WTF!
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:23 pm

tomodon wrote:The Irish government are looking to bring in a minimum price for booze to stamp out cheap deals in supermarkets and stuff. WTF!

Time for rakes, forks, and torches if you want my opinion.
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.

Postby nileblackflame » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:27 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:
tomodon wrote:The Irish government are looking to bring in a minimum price for booze to stamp out cheap deals in supermarkets and stuff. WTF!

Time for rakes, forks, and torches if you want my opinion.
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