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Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby Tariel » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:06 am

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1112848--scotch-lovers-to-be-offered-their-whisky-in-a-can-for-5

Is this blasphemy? Could be, but I ll buy a can anyway!
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby peetie44 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:12 am

"...three-year-old single grain Scotch..."

But then the can plainly says "Blended Scotch Whisky"...YIKES??!?
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby Miklo » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:20 am

“I’m distinctly unnerved by something that’s 40 per cent (alcohol) wandering around in a can. I can just see someone saying, ‘Oh, I might as well finish it off.’”


Really...Whats wrong with that?
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby The Limey » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:44 am

The Japs have been selling whisky in a can for a long time, many different brands too.

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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby kowalski » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:48 pm

The Limey wrote:The Japs have been selling whisky in a can for a long time, many different brands too.

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Isn't that just a mixed drink? The can says 9%
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby JimLahey » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:00 pm

There's something very wrong with this.
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby Mr. Viking » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:19 pm

I really don't know how to feel about this
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby The Limey » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:46 pm

kowalski wrote:
The Limey wrote:The Japs have been selling whisky in a can for a long time, many different brands too.


Isn't that just a mixed drink? The can says 9%


Your right. iirc they sell 2 or 3 brands at full strength.
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby MasSangre » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:19 pm

I would buy a can of that in a heart beat, simply.
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby zfish » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:40 pm

Why the fuck would anyone want to buy any form of liquor in a can when they could just as easily buy the brand they want in a bottle and then transfer said contents to a flask?


Flasks fit better in your pocket than a can. Trust me on this.
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby Mr. Viking » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:55 pm

Flasks fit better in your pocket than a can. Trust me on this.

'can' they really?
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby binary » Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:09 pm

peetie44 wrote:"...three-year-old single grain Scotch..."

But then the can plainly says "Blended Scotch Whisky"...YIKES??!?


Well they never said it was single-barrel... who knows if this is intentional or they're just dumb.
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby TheBigCasino » Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:04 pm

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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby the_tard » Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:37 pm



How utterly fucking chav.
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Re: Scotch lovers to be offered their whisky in a can for $5

Postby Tariel » Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:23 pm

the_tard wrote:


How utterly fucking chav.


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