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86 rules of drinking number 20

Postby beerkegbilly » Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:26 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 2-P4M#t=2s I found this on youtube
If you ask the barkeep what on tap and the taps on right in the open it's like saying your a idiot.
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Re: 86 rules of drinking number 20

Postby DeeboCools » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:01 pm

Yup.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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Re: 86 rules of drinking number 20

Postby Mr. Viking » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:55 am

what if you go into the bar and the first three things you ask for are off, is it not fair to ask what's on tap then? I've had to a few times
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Re: 86 rules of drinking number 20

Postby peetie44 » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:09 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:what if you go into the bar and the first three things you ask for are off, is it not fair to ask what's on tap then? I've had to a few times


Also, unless it's a name-brand on the tap, a lot of those "advertising taps" provide only the name and logo of some micro brew you've never heard of...and then you have to ask about it anyway.
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Re: 86 rules of drinking number 20

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:17 pm

What if you're blind?
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Re: 86 rules of drinking number 20

Postby Screwball » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:02 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:What if you're blind?

Have your dog tell you what's on tap.

You will wind up Drinking a lot of Shiner Bark.
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Re: 86 rules of drinking number 20

Postby peetie44 » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:41 pm

Screwball wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:What if you're blind?

Have your dog tell you what's on tap.

You will wind up Drinking a lot of Shiner Bark.


Or Turbodog
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Re: 86 rules of drinking number 20

Postby Screwball » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:51 pm

A blind guy and his dog walked into a sleazy titty bar.

Blind guy yells,"Goddammit, dog! I said take me to a bar, not a fish market!"
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Re: 86 rules of drinking number 20

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:58 pm

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Re: 86 rules of drinking number 20

Postby Screwball » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:04 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Image


Good stuff, right there. Some asshole set me some a while back.
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