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Mglaffas wrote: 'Cause those holes are so damn small, it's a freakin nightmare to fill them, plus you get very small amount of booze out at a time.

DeeboCools wrote:Mglaffas wrote: 'Cause those holes are so damn small, it's a freakin nightmare to fill them, plus you get very small amount of booze out at a time.
I hesitate to complain about a small hole.

DeeboCools wrote:Mglaffas wrote: 'Cause those holes are so damn small, it's a freakin nightmare to fill them, plus you get very small amount of booze out at a time.
I hesitate to complain about a small hole.
but it does suck to fill a flask when you lose that little tiny fucking funnel(and you may be already drunk)

Aloysius82 wrote:DeeboCools wrote:Mglaffas wrote: 'Cause those holes are so damn small, it's a freakin nightmare to fill them, plus you get very small amount of booze out at a time.
I hesitate to complain about a small hole.
but it does suck to fill a flask when you lose that little tiny fucking funnel(and you may be already drunk)
Here's some MacGruber advice: get a piece of paper, twist it into a cone, tape it snug, snip off the end (sorta like a pastry tube), and slowly pour your booze down. The paper will soak some of it and rob you of some of the booze, but hey: there you are with a full flask! What worries do you have now?






Jiggers McCoy wrote:It may have been FKR who pointed out that drinking from a flask has a kind of old-timey, charming mischievousness to it, but drinking straight from a bottle = degenerate, at least in some people's eyes.
It's always nice when drunkards recognize each other and share a little moment. The world can be a cold and lonely place, filled with the judging stares of the professionally undrunk, but those in the know seem to gravitate towards each other.
I haven't been out and about with my flask in a while. Might be time to dust the old thing off and shock some squares.





Bur wrote:Plastic 0.5l bottles are perfect, I'm just pure anti-class anyhow.

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