MY KITCHEN

[Mr. Viking]

cleaned my kitchen for the first time in a week. Makes it seem a bit less shitty. Have one wall covered in cans, as part of a project. Hoping to make one of these bad boys for the living room:

[Laksen]

I had to empty most of my kitchen because all the rottening drops of beer on the massive amount of empty beercans in the cupboard were attracting flies. Now there are only dishes there..

[Mr. Viking]

sounds like a rough day

[Palinka]

Sometimes you need privacy and kitchen is the place you can use as a private lonely bar. Yes, my kitchen is the best bar when I need it. So true!!!

One overt add (I have seen the links in your "sig") for kitchens, and you are gone!

[Palinka]

MY KITCHEN...my kitchen is my favrite bar....so there! Sometimesme with myself ,

Excellent stuff, old bean. However, your post has been responsible for us being bombarded with "kitchen bots'. Just fyi.

[tdcwillies]

MY KITCHEN...my kitchen is my favrite bar....so there! Sometimesme with myself ,

Excellent stuff, old bean. However, your post has been responsible for us being bombarded with "kitchen bots'. Just fyi.

Missed a bot on my Bday?

Avast at me... But what a hell of a three day binge. Kitchen wares... damn. Well done, Sir Palinka.

[Palinka]

Missed a bot on my Bday?...

Not quite (but please do not post on bot threads; if you like I will happily give out their IP addresses and you (all) can sign them up for as much spam and hate-mail as you like), I was merely pointing out the way that bots work (i.e. that by putting the word "kitchen" in a thread title, the bots home in, damn their soulless black programming).

[tdcwillies]

Missed a bot on my Bday?...

Not quite (but please do not post on bot threads; if you like I will happily give out their IP addresses and you (all) can sign them up for as much spam and hate-mail as you like), I was merely pointing out the way that bots work (i.e. that by putting the word "kitchen" in a thread title, the bots home in, damn their soulless black programming).

I would never clink on a link of theirs, kind sir, from these excellent forum threads. That would simply show up in their spam-work as a viable connection with which to continue their dastardly work, as you well know. They would then sell the link to this place for about tuppence to the larger spam community, which adds up when they do so in a mass of links that other spammers will follow up on for their own nefarious work.


But, to write in their post will not indicate anything in their spam work, right? One simply must never click on their link, nor copy and past their link and use it in an email. That also indicates that the link is viable, and worth a tuppence.

There is no price to be paid for me, myself to ever sell out these fine threads of FKR's magnificent creation, out of his own pocket, for we drunkard enjoyers of the MDM Forums.

You can't spell forum without RUM.


Avast! Ye bots of kitchen wares!

Cheers, ol' chap!

[Palinka]

...to write in their post will not indicate anything...

One day, I shall lend you my moderator log-in codes, and you will be able to see how many bots watch us. So, once more; please do not post on spam threads. All spam threads will be deleted. So save your posts and kindly save your friendly neighbourhood moderators the moral dilemma and headache of deleting fine an witty words, when I has long been our policty that spam or bot threads are automatically deleted. Really, posting on spam threads just isn't worth the candle. So, please do not do it. However, I am prepared to post their IP addresses; which will give you an access 'phone no., address and website. And then you may, "Cry Havok! And let slip the dogs of war!" OK?

[tdcwillies]

So, once more; please do not post on spam threads.

As you wish.