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Hello, Everybody!

Postby Palinka » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:10 am

I've got one of those new computer/telephones, so I thought I'd swing by for a swift cocktail.

I don't suppose anyone would be as kind as to write up a swift précis of the comings and goings, the toings and froings; the hot topics and the lukewarm loons; any importand news. Basically, everything that has happened on the MDM forum for the last, let's say two years. All the stuff that I missed whilst I was having myself a little spree or, if you prefer, jag, although that word is a little overstating a simple case of missing a couple of years, a sudden aversion to parrots and a wild taste for rum being just a few examples.

Anyhoo, I trust you are all well and still enjoying chucking back a bucketfull (or two or thee or more) of booze.

Cheers chaps and chappesses and comrades all.

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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:33 am

Holy shit! Welcome back!

Here's what you missed: Frog called Judge for directions because he was too drunk to find his way home.

That's about it.
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby Mr Boozificator » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:40 am

We started a "adopt a bottle of booze" program: you send me money and I take care of a bottle of booze for you, independently from its nationality or background.
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby Wingman » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:35 am

and you are...?
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby slipperyyoke » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:14 pm

Welcome back Palinka.

The only thing that you missed was some shirtless guy.
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby JohnnyT » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:56 pm

there's a good lad, how 'bout a wee dram?
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby TheBigCasino » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:20 pm

Welcome back! Just in time for the weekend.
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:39 pm

What, everybody has to wear shirts in here now? What's next - pants?
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby slipperyyoke » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:54 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:What, everybody has to wear shirts in here now? What's next - pants?


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Go get my fucking boloney sandwich and Pall Malls. Make it quick!
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby Bur » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:55 pm

I approve of old timers coming back, shit did I say that bad word?

Now that thirsty made it nakid pics
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:38 pm

HAHA You degenerates turned Palinkas homecoming thred into an all male nipple review!
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:40 pm

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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby Bur » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:45 pm

Here we go
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby Screwball » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:57 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Image


MARGE!! Put a shirt on!
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Re: Hello, Everybody!

Postby peetie44 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:15 pm

Hey, Palinka

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