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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby Wingman » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:51 pm

that's fuckin' great. my dictionary has that second picture beside the entry for "joy."

but then, it is unabridged....
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby Mglaffas » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:48 pm

I have two identical flasks, both in stainless steel - they're quite awesome, but they mostly just stand on the shelf and look good. Why? 'Cause those holes are so damn small, it's a freakin nightmare to fill them, plus you get very small amount of booze out at a time.
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby DeeboCools » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:23 pm

Mglaffas wrote: 'Cause those holes are so damn small, it's a freakin nightmare to fill them, plus you get very small amount of booze out at a time.


I hesitate to complain about a small hole.

but it does suck to fill a flask when you lose that little tiny fucking funnel(and you may be already drunk)
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby Tariel » Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:09 am

DeeboCools wrote:
Mglaffas wrote: 'Cause those holes are so damn small, it's a freakin nightmare to fill them, plus you get very small amount of booze out at a time.


I hesitate to complain about a small hole.



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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby Aloysius82 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:56 pm

DeeboCools wrote:
Mglaffas wrote: 'Cause those holes are so damn small, it's a freakin nightmare to fill them, plus you get very small amount of booze out at a time.


I hesitate to complain about a small hole.

but it does suck to fill a flask when you lose that little tiny fucking funnel(and you may be already drunk)


Here's some MacGruber advice: get a piece of paper, twist it into a cone, tape it snug, snip off the end (sorta like a pastry tube), and slowly pour your booze down. The paper will soak some of it and rob you of some of the booze, but hey: there you are with a full flask! What worries do you have now?
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby Jollyroger1210 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:05 pm

Aloysius82 wrote:
DeeboCools wrote:
Mglaffas wrote: 'Cause those holes are so damn small, it's a freakin nightmare to fill them, plus you get very small amount of booze out at a time.


I hesitate to complain about a small hole.

but it does suck to fill a flask when you lose that little tiny fucking funnel(and you may be already drunk)


Here's some MacGruber advice: get a piece of paper, twist it into a cone, tape it snug, snip off the end (sorta like a pastry tube), and slowly pour your booze down. The paper will soak some of it and rob you of some of the booze, but hey: there you are with a full flask! What worries do you have now?


Bro-Tip: Use wax paper. No "angels share" so to speak.
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby Mr. Viking » Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:41 am

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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby beerkegbilly » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:22 pm

I bought a cheap for camping a walmart today for 3 something.
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby beerkegbilly » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:57 am

http://www.eflasks.com/index.html where is a place for flasks
I was looking for a funnel for my flask
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby ScurvyDog » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:40 pm

This is what I like. I cruise twice a year and its perfect for sneaking on cruise ship. Well it works really good for other occasions... Is someone asks, its my colostomy bag! Now off for some doggy style
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby frankennietzsche » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:32 pm

I like(d) the Jim Beam plastic fifth, "for travellers".
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby TheBigCasino » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:50 pm

Jiggers McCoy wrote:It may have been FKR who pointed out that drinking from a flask has a kind of old-timey, charming mischievousness to it, but drinking straight from a bottle = degenerate, at least in some people's eyes.

It's always nice when drunkards recognize each other and share a little moment. The world can be a cold and lonely place, filled with the judging stares of the professionally undrunk, but those in the know seem to gravitate towards each other.

I haven't been out and about with my flask in a while. Might be time to dust the old thing off and shock some squares.


So true. I was at a wedding years ago in NYC for one of my girlfriend's (at the time) college friends. One of the church weddings where you're in there kneeling and standing for 4 hours before the reception. I brought my flask, My G/F is kinda pissed that I brought a flask "i can't believe you!" etc...

anyway, fast forward to the reception, the groom comes up to our table ( I'd never met the guy before this), he says, "was that you drinking from the flask?" I said yeah. He goes "that is great, I wish I had one too". My girlfriend, she's all gone, the groom though, we're friends to this day.
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby Jose Beam » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:59 pm

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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby Bur » Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:32 am

Plastic 0.5l bottles are perfect, I'm just pure anti-class anyhow.
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Re: Carrying a flask

Postby Wingman » Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:37 pm

Bur wrote:Plastic 0.5l bottles are perfect, I'm just pure anti-class anyhow.


you'd like savannah.
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