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Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby Patchez » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:50 am

Last night I tried to log into my Ipad when I realized it was really an Etch-A-Sketch and I don't own an Ipad. Then I noticed I was out of booze.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:11 pm

Well, let that be a lesson to ya.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby Mr Boozificator » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:53 pm

You never ever, and I mean never, buy an imaginary Ipad when you can buy imaginary booze instead.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby Freddie AppsHero » Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:42 pm

Etch every Sketch, man. That's the way to do it.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby JimLahey » Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:46 pm

A friend of mine once tried to order a pizza with his wallet.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby Freddie AppsHero » Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:04 pm

Hey, keep at it. Eventually that wallet will give in and drive to the pizza place and order that pizza with the credit cards that're in itself.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby Bur » Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:05 pm

JimLahey wrote:A friend of mine once tried to order a pizza with his wallet.


Some years back my friend had long and elobrate conversation on his phone. Until some spoil-sport hinted that he was talking to his hand.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:36 pm

I was real good at drawing stairs with an Etch-A-Sketch.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:58 pm

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby peetie44 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:28 pm

Patchez wrote:Last night I tried to log into my Ipad when I realized it was really an Etch-A-Sketch and I don't own an Ipad. Then I noticed I was out of booze.


Kind of a rookie mistake there, bro...just sayin'...
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby Judge » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:10 pm

Patchez wrote:Last night I tried to log into my Ipad when I realized it was really an Etch-A-Sketch and I don't own an Ipad. Then I noticed I was out of booze.

Cheech and Chong and Harold and Kumar movies start out this way.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby ScurvyDog » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:25 pm

peetie44 wrote:
Patchez wrote:Last night I tried to log into my Ipad when I realized it was really an Etch-A-Sketch and I don't own an Ipad. Then I noticed I was out of booze.


Kind of a rookie mistake there, bro...just sayin'...


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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby frankennietzsche » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:43 pm

There's a Mitt Romney joke in here somewhere.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby Patchez » Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:03 pm

ScurvyDog wrote:
peetie44 wrote:
Patchez wrote:Last night I tried to log into my Ipad when I realized it was really an Etch-A-Sketch and I don't own an Ipad. Then I noticed I was out of booze.


Kind of a rookie mistake there, bro...just sayin'...


Yeah...geez


I know and Lord I apologize. Though I'm not out of booze this time.

Posted from my Iphone. Which I don't own so I somehow posted this from a pack of cigarettes.
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Re: Then I noticed I was out of booze

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:25 am

ScurvyDog wrote:
peetie44 wrote:
Patchez wrote:Last night I tried to log into my Ipad when I realized it was really an Etch-A-Sketch and I don't own an Ipad. Then I noticed I was out of booze.


Kind of a rookie mistake there, bro...just sayin'...


Yeah...geez

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