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What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby JimLahey » Thu May 10, 2012 10:35 pm

I've been thinking about this for a long time. So your work day ends, what else are you supposed to do but drink? I don't get it, what do undrunk people do for fun? Do they have fun? Are they people?
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby nileblackflame » Thu May 10, 2012 10:36 pm

Argue and spend time being jealous of those who are drinking. Yay. We win.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby beerkegbilly » Thu May 10, 2012 10:54 pm

Wish they where drunk.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby JimLahey » Thu May 10, 2012 11:56 pm

I love that there's two laheys on the board now. We also have a Bubbles. We could really use a Randy or a Ricky.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Mr Boozificator » Fri May 11, 2012 12:31 am

They watch TV, do their grocery shopping, argue with their wife/husband/dog. Wonder why their life is so dull etc...
All kinds of things that are way better when done drunk.
Those dries...
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby One for the Frog » Fri May 11, 2012 3:00 am

Getting undrunk, maybe? I saw one of those people not having a drink continuously. That's a fucking weird addiction if you ask me. Drives them crazy.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby John Barleycorn » Fri May 11, 2012 9:26 am

They have sex with their cats.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby FearNoBeer » Fri May 11, 2012 11:03 am

Maybe they collect stamps. My granddad did. I don't...but that was his business, not mine! Somebody drinks, somebody doesn't...big deal.
Evil remains Evil...
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Patchez » Fri May 11, 2012 12:43 pm

Wallow in a joyless existence?
Don't bother trying to join the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. It turns out they're apparently against all three." — Wiley
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Crystal » Fri May 11, 2012 12:44 pm

I cleaned alot, read alot (Like- ALOT), did crossword puzzles, had really strange dreams, and wished I was drinking.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby tomodon » Fri May 11, 2012 2:56 pm

A friend of mine here has crossed over to the undrunk side. He now cooks food with nuts and seeds in it, does something called pilates and reads self-help books. Fun.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Wingman » Fri May 11, 2012 3:05 pm

they bring me a fucking cold beer if they know what's good for them!

woah, i'm grumpy today.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby frankennietzsche » Fri May 11, 2012 5:41 pm

Church.

Practice their "tsk-tsk"ing.

Get ready for bed during the evening news and wonder why Letterman isn't as funny as he used to be, and switch to Leno.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Screwball » Fri May 11, 2012 5:45 pm

Take Ambien and watch American Idol.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri May 11, 2012 5:50 pm

Screwball wrote:Take Ambien and watch American Idol.


Don't tell me what to do.
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