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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby frankennietzsche » Fri May 11, 2012 6:00 pm

You'll mind him and LIKE IT!
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Screwball » Fri May 11, 2012 6:09 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
Screwball wrote:Take Ambien and watch American Idol.


Don't tell me what to do.


Don't tell me not to tell you what to do!

Plus, you don't have to tell me to Drink 4 Lone Star tallboys, smoke a joint, and call yer ass. I'm getting a round tuit!
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby stinie » Fri May 11, 2012 7:20 pm

Live their life in a way that's comfortable to them. And, if they forget something from the grocery store, nothing stops them from running to the store to fetch it.

There's no need to hate on people who live their life differently. Different strokes and all that.

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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby PFrank » Fri May 11, 2012 7:56 pm

Many moons ago, I was "dry" for about nine years of my adult life and I am still trying to come up with a good answer to this. Its not because I'm buzzed, though I am, but because it was pretty tame. You know, reading, messing around on the computer, watching stupid movies, et al. I guess.

I hear you though, booze takes the edge off the bullshit of a day/week like nothing else. To each their own, I reckon.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Patchez » Fri May 11, 2012 9:44 pm

stinie wrote:Live their life in a way that's comfortable to them. And, if they forget something from the grocery store, nothing stops them from running to the store to fetch it.

There's no need to hate on people who live their life differently. Different strokes and all that.

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I don't hate them, I feel sorry for them. Unless they start to look down on me for mowing my lawn at 9 on a Saturday morning with a beer in my hand. Then I loathe and despise them. Never hate though, that takes far to much time and energy. Let's face it I'm far too lazy and they are so not worth that kind of effort.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby stinie » Fri May 11, 2012 9:47 pm

Patchez wrote:
stinie wrote:Live their life in a way that's comfortable to them. And, if they forget something from the grocery store, nothing stops them from running to the store to fetch it.

There's no need to hate on people who live their life differently. Different strokes and all that.

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I don't hate them, I feel sorry for them. Unless they start to look down on me for mowing my lawn at 9 on a Saturday morning with a beer in my hand. Then I loathe and despise them. Never hate though, that takes far to much time and energy. Let's face it I'm far too lazy and they are so not worth that kind of effort.


I feel happy for them. They have things to expend their pure energy on.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby JimLahey » Fri May 11, 2012 10:06 pm

Well, I hate them. Fuck it.
BEEEEEEEEEEEER AIN'T DRINKIN!!!
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Patchez » Fri May 11, 2012 10:57 pm

JimLahey wrote:Well, I hate them. Fuck it.
BEEEEEEEEEEEER AIN'T DRINKIN!!!


I didn't say I was drinking. I said I was mowing the lawn with a beer.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri May 11, 2012 11:18 pm

I bet they tend to their garden adn masturbate alot. without drihnking
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sat May 12, 2012 3:27 am

stinie wrote:
I feel happy for them. They have things to expend their pure energy on.


Stinie, are you telling us that you would want to be happy without drinking and that drinking is being imposed on you by the vacuity of your life? If that is so, I am not entirely sure you've been posting in the right place for the last seven or eight years.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Wingman » Sat May 12, 2012 9:23 am

Patchez wrote:I don't hate them, I feel sorry for them. Unless they start to look down on me for mowing my lawn at 9 on a Saturday morning with a beer in my hand. Then I loathe and despise them.


+1!
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby stinie » Sat May 12, 2012 10:18 am

Mr Boozificator wrote:
Stinie, are you telling us that you would want to be happy without drinking and that drinking is being imposed on you by the vacuity of your life? If that is so, I am not entirely sure you've been posting in the right place for the last seven or eight years.


No, I just don't see the value in judging people or looking down on/feeling sorry for them because they don't partake in one of my past times. I know people who drink, people who don't drink, and people who used to drink. I value them all. I didn't mean for it to sound like I only feel happy for undrunk people. I like to be happy for everyone, though I admit that I make many an exception to this rule but I do it on a case-by-case basis.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sat May 12, 2012 12:48 pm

stinie wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:
Stinie, are you telling us that you would want to be happy without drinking and that drinking is being imposed on you by the vacuity of your life? If that is so, I am not entirely sure you've been posting in the right place for the last seven or eight years.


No, I just don't see the value in judging people or looking down on/feeling sorry for them because they don't partake in one of my past times. I know people who drink, people who don't drink, and people who used to drink. I value them all. I didn't mean for it to sound like I only feel happy for undrunk people. I like to be happy for everyone, though I admit that I make many an exception to this rule but I do it on a case-by-case basis.

Fair enough. I can respect that.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby GinSoakedGirl » Sun May 13, 2012 9:45 am

stinie wrote:Live their life in a way that's comfortable to them. And, if they forget something from the grocery store, nothing stops them from running to the store to fetch it.

There's no need to hate on people who live their life differently. Different strokes and all that.

This post is brought to you by vodka.


Well said. Some people like to play the violin and others don't like it when I try to scrape out a tune. My mother is teetotal and she's produced a happy little pisshead. I still love her, she's great. Takes all sorts I reckons.
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Re: What the fuck do undrunk people do?

Postby NYDingbat » Sat May 19, 2012 8:50 pm

They present each other with chips or coins or whatever to commemorate a certain time period of undrunkenness; i.e. boredom. This apparently constitutes fun in Dryanistan.
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