I'm going on a journey.

[JimLahey]

To the liquor store.
It's Monday, I strangely have a few days off, and days off should only be done with a drink constantly in my hand.
My car is in the shop and I have to walk it.
The nearest liquor store is 45 minutes away.
I've wrapped my injured toe in tape, and I got my backpack with me that I will fill with booze.
Fare thee well my friends, I'll see you all later if I make it back from this quest.

[kowalski]

Excellent - happy drinking...

[Mr Boozificator]

To the liquor store.
It's Monday, I strangely have a few days off, and days off should only be done with a drink constantly in my hand.
My car is in the shop and I have to walk it.
The nearest liquor store is 45 minutes away.
I've wrapped my injured toe in tape, and I got my backpack with me that I will fill with booze.
Fare thee well my friends, I'll see you all later if I make it back from this quest.

Have faith, have courage, and don't let the polar bears steal your booze.

[ThirstyDrunk]

And with that, Jim Lahey was never heard form again.

[John Barleycorn]

A noble quest has begun.

[JimLahey]

I have survived! I had to fight back two polar bears and 5 homeless with a stick but I made it back!
I got a massive bottle of Wiser's, some pale ales, and Caesars. The journey back was even harder because of all the heavy loot I was carrying.
Now the quest to get all these tasty beverages into my belly has begun! It's a pretty epic Monday thus far.

[Savage]

It's always a bit difficult, coming back from a journey to the hundred acre wood. I hope your backpack is filled with honey liquor and piglet bacon.

[Wingman]

i like how those two posts were 4+ hours apart for what should have been a 2-hour round trip. glad you made it.