This came up in an IRC conversation with some of my friends. Someone mentioned the term "jeweler's screwdriver" and I thought that sounded like a great name for a drink. So, we reverse-engineered the drink from the name and came up with this:
1 part vodak
1 part campari
2 parts orange juice
1 part sparkling wine/champagne
Build in a tall glass over ice, stir once vodka, Campari and OJ have been added, pour into highball glass, add champagne.
I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk these streets of freedom badmouthing Lady America, in your damn mirrored sunglasses!