86 procedures

[Savage]

I usually wait until Grumpy stumbles to the toilet, and then I hide the booze in the laundry hamper.

[wired]

I like the notion of the accidental bouncer. Sometimes staff find it hard to eject a regular, especially when everyone is a regular.

[Savage]

and as for cutting one off, I simply wait until the buttmunch is ordering. Then I discract him and pour his drink on the floor.

[Savage]

He usually passes out shortly afterward.

[John Barleycorn]

What's the best method to 86 someone who's clearly had too much?

Tonight a guy I know was at the regular spot and was really drunk. In his stupor he proceeded to bite my friend's face.

Fucking zombies everywhere these days!