I'm not an alcoholic, but...
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
by Wingman » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:20 pm
now if i could just find where they keep the workahol....
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
by frankennietzsche » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:28 pm
It's hiding under the self-respect.
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
by Patchez » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:32 pm
Patchez wrote:I play one on TV.
Damn, that is some lame shit. How drunk was I when i posted this?
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
by Miklo » Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:48 am
Wingman wrote:Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:Miklo wrote:Whats your deffinition of an alcoholic?
"any one who has 2 or more drinks 4 times a week"
bwahhahahahhaha. ha.
Damn....so we are all alcoholics.
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
by Mr Boozificator » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:50 pm
Miklo wrote:Wingman wrote:Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:
"any one who has 2 or more drinks 4 times a week"
bwahhahahahhaha. ha.
Damn....so we are all alcoholics.
According to their definition, I think we probably are the Alcohol itself.
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An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
by Jozer » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:49 pm
You're not an alcoholic if you can still hold on to the floor.
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
by Bur » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:03 pm
Jozer wrote:You're not an alcoholic if you can still hold on to the floor.
I have managed to have big trouble with this at times. Should I be worried?
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
by Jozer » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:08 pm
Consult your nearest Bartender immediatly!
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