"i told you i'm not an alcoholic. i'm an adventurer." trying to patch things up with the girlfriend over the cell phone after waking up on the bartable to the shrill sound of the telephone closely resembling her voice. we're no longer together.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
"The drinks that lie behind us and the drinks that lie ahead of us are nothing compared to the drinks that lie within us." --Doug, appropriating a timeless quote for his own devices at the Saloon Steakhouse lounge.
"Even a man who is pure in heart,
And says his prayers by night,
May become a wolf, when the wolfbane blooms,
And the moon is clear and bright."
"This is my drink. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I must master my drink as I must master my life. For without my drink I have no life." ~ Christopher Kraly giving himself his own toast to his own first drink of the day at our local bar in New Jersey