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by **deadpuppiesandwhores** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:16 pm

"i told you i'm not an alcoholic. i'm an adventurer." trying to patch things up with the girlfriend over the cell phone after waking up on the bartable to the shrill sound of the telephone closely resembling her voice. we're no longer together.

by **Midnightindustries** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:48 pm

"The drinks that lie behind us and the drinks that lie ahead of us are nothing compared to the drinks that lie within us." --Doug, appropriating a timeless quote for his own devices at the Saloon Steakhouse lounge.

by **CheeseSandwich** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:30 am

I may not be the most attractive man here. But I am the only man talking to you.---Mark Brenny after a few too many and trying to close the deal.

by **darkmark** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:26 am

here's a couple i happened to remember saying after a night of tequila...

"I am standing. The room just turned sideways is all."
(pondering physics from the floor at an after hours gathering.)

"I bet you the guy who discovered gravity drank tequila too."
(toasting science from the floor after many tequila shots.)

by **Abby** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:40 pm

No decent woman will ever turn you down for such honesty.

by **Gin McGuinness** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:37 am

"Feck your floor! Look at my new shoes!!!!" After having a wine glass knocked from my grasp.... then I noticed that I was barefooted.

by **Phirefighter** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:24 pm

"This girl is going to get me in trouble"

"How do you know that"

"I started drinking"

Conversation with a lost wingman via text message after leaving the DiveBar.

by **Tipsy McStagger** » Thu May 11, 2006 4:14 am

"This is my drink. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I must master my drink as I must master my life. For without my drink I have no life." ~ Christopher Kraly giving himself his own toast to his own first drink of the day at our local bar in New Jersey

by **Minx** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:56 pm

"Pacing? There is no pacing! This is how pirates drink!" - after the 6th shot of rum and being told I should 'pace myself'.

by **Oggar** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:26 pm

You can't fit a double into a single glass - Me, while serving as Mr. Decker's personal bartender.

by **Phirefighter** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:26 pm

"You can't put tape over my mouth, how would I drink?"

Crystal P's deft response to a threat of having her mouth duct taped to keep it from running.

by **SternoBoy** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:13 am

"I should have been born rich instead of stupid."

- Me circa 1979 (after another booze inspired epiphany)

by **spoonturtle37** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:06 am

"What fool put a carpet on the wall?"

-Me quoting Mel Brooks' "History of the World, Part I" when I fell at a party

Okay, doesn't qualify, I'm drunk, shaaaaddup!

by **mekong** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:23 pm

im to drunk to tast this chicken--- cnl,sanders

by **waahoohah** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:45 pm

Hey! HEY!! The sooner you get me a beer, the sooner you can throw me out!
-my new best friend Kurt, at the Blue Lounge, Wichita, Ks.

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