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Postby gary05 » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:34 pm

Anyone else get really prim and proper and pour whats left down the sink and say im not a drunk ...nd then get back on it big time and say what the hell i enjoy it ?
....need it ........?
vodka rules ok
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Postby Bigfoot » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:35 pm

Pour it down the sink?! Couldn't you have at least given it to a friend? This story makes me sad.
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Postby ***** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:12 pm

No. Take control of your life and your decisions, becaase booze isn't in the driver's seat than it will be drugs/relationships/work/psychiatrists/AA groups.
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Postby **** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:08 pm

if you don't enjoy drinking then you're doing it all wrong.
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Postby Grace O'Malley » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:17 pm

I don't need it. I enjoy the hell out of it, but I don't need it.
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Postby slushfund » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:47 pm

Drinking. Just do it.
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Postby The Pooba » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:08 am

Nope, can't say I've ever been prim or proper. I remember pouring out some vermouth once because it was years old and tasted like shit, but that's about it.
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Postby greygoose » Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:06 am

I'm sure there's plenty of messageboards that can relate to your plight.


This isn't one of them.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Postby Oggar » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:14 pm

Do you mean pouring out a glass of mystery booze you find sometime after you last had guests because it has that weird layer of foam you know isn't carbonation on top of it? Sure I'll even cop to that but if you mean pouring out a bottle well... you're no longer amongst friends.
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Postby Sigh Co. » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:37 pm

I don't even like pouring out the half-empties left over from the previous night's parties, let alone perfectly good booze.

In my mind, that's a sin punishable by drawing and quartering.
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Postby Diabetic Daredevil » Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:49 pm

Wounded soldiers make me sick. If you mix the drink or open the beer be a man and finish the thing. As for pouring out booze to protect my self, um.....NEVER!
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Postby Dammit All » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:32 pm

there have been nights that it comes to that point and I say...I should dump this out and go to bed before I black out and start dancing or something else that I might later regret...but I give it to the pooch. She loves that shit!
You look like I need a drink.
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what the??

Postby flyinhighinCO » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:10 am

shame on you! why deny it, if this 'prim an proper' thing happens again don't pour anything out, save it until your lapse of judgement comes back to you, then you don't have to make a run to the store. (gary, it takes a big man to admit such a crazy thing on this here board, just don't let it happen again)

I used to make my own beer (should never have stopped!) and had a batch get contaminated. It was totally bad. I had 2 cases of the stuff. So I'd get out a 6er, open them all up, take a big pull of one, just to make sure I was doing the right thing, wince, then dump them down the sink. Then repeat, making sure to take a pull off of one from each 6er just to momentarially let my brain know taht it was the right thing to do. It was the hardest thing I ever did, my brain could not accept it, pouring beer, or any booze, down the sink is wrong and should be avoided if at all possible!
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Postby whiskeyprick » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:27 pm

I poured out half a glass of scotch this morning. I woke up and found it by the computer. I had a couple pulls then noticed the bottom of the glass was full of cigarette ashes. It's a good thing I don't hurl easily.
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Postby Sigh Co. » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:06 pm

I've taken more pulls off of half-beers/makeshift-ashtrays than i care to remember...
"My manners, abominable at times, can be sweet. As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. I'm a wretch. But I love love."
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