Mysteries of the Deep

by **Oggar** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:38 am

Lastnight is missing.
My pants are on the kitchen floor.
There is a plate of overly nuked marinara sauce on the counter...
with finger lines in it.
There are a multitude of open condiment packages from various take out joints.
I think my knee is spained.
It's noon and there are no other signs of life in the apt.

It's not a story yet but I'll fill in some of the gaps later.

by ***** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:44 pm

Ahh, drunken archaeology

by **WildDamnTurkey** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:21 pm

I'm interested.

by **seabird** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:52 pm

So..I get an email from QVC stating that my order has been shipped. While I am an occasional QVC customer, I have absolutely no recollection of a recent order. Days later I check the UPS tracking and it says the order weighs 12 pounds. Still, I cannot fathom what I may have coming. On the delivery date I go to the mail receiving place I use for receiving packages to find a very large box and a smaller one. It turns out that while blacked out I called QVC and ordered a carpet cleaner! The 12 pounds posted by UPS was only for the detergent in the small box. So here I was faced with a big box containing the carpet cleaning machine and the smaller box. I don’t own a car. Fortunately this mailbox place was 4 blocks from my home, I had to go home and get my luggage carrier to wheel the boxes home. Though I had been thinking about buying one, I don’t recall ordering this item, so it was like Christmas since it is something I always wanted, I don’t regret the purchase. I do wonder about the blackout conversation with QVC.
On thing I ‘d like to add is that if you’re considering something, once you get very drunk, it’s very likely you will do it. Knowing this about myself, I try to avoid things that make me do drunken impulse things while drunk, like not watching home shopping channels and not keeping restaurant take out menus around which make me place black-out orders, pick it up and eat it with no memory of enjoying the meal, but having the charge on my credit card.

by **Resident Asshole** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:31 pm

seabird, i think you should have started your own thread for your post, but anyway, yeah, i agree if you are contemplating something while getting drunk, you will most likely end up doing it.

Usually for me this involves getting in a fight or doing a chick.

by **seabird** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:26 pm

ohhooo, I drank a bottle of red wine a little while ago and then ordered enough chinese food to last several days from this menu I got in the mail... I need to take my own advice.

by **daphne** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:03 am

This is as drunk as a haiku will ever be. What a lucky haiku.

by **Oggar** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:48 pm

....Much later.
I think I did more than sprain my knee. I'm pretty sure I full on blew the fucker out. Or more to the point Roomie did it with some sort of attempted judo throw while we were both in blackout mode. Barca knows the full story. Apparently I'd been "picking on" Josh and upset him. Some 10-30 minutes after that was over. Josh had decided he'd had enough as in his rolling blackout it had just happened he walked over to where I was and attacked. Another drunken souvenir

by **nelto** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:38 am

You remember 2 years later? Nice work.

by **steved2112** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:22 pm

nelto wrote:You remember 2 years later? Nice work.

Time is an illusion, and lunchtime doubly so.

by **waahoohah** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:08 pm

steved2112 wrote:
nelto wrote:You remember 2 years later? Nice work.
Time is an illusion, and lunchtime doubly so.

I would cheerfully run that into the ground, except I'm trying to compose Haiku.
Is it 5/7/5?

Need Carpet Steamer
Eating Wierd Marinara
What the hell! My Knee!

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