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How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Crystal » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:48 pm

Do Mike and I alternate days and bring baby? Do we not go at all? Do I leave Mike and baby at home? Will that work?
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Wingman » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:49 pm

this was last year, honey....
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Crystal » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:53 pm

This is annually though.
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Mayhem » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:12 pm

Leave Mike home definitely.
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Gin McGuinness » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:17 pm

Take baby - find a younger cousin or such that can travel with and leave her with the baby. Periodic checks required. It worked for me when we toured the UK and Small Fry was 9 months old.
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby G_W » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:48 pm

I'm not sure I would feel comfortable leaving a baby with Mike. Maybe if someone with a vagina was on standby...you know, someone that could handle a baby.
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:01 am

Mayhem wrote:Leave Mike home indefinitely.


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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Mayhem » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:42 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
Mayhem wrote:Leave Mike home indefinitely.


There, all better.
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Crystal » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:42 pm

Another problem we have is money. Give me all your money!
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Mallory Knox » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:59 am

Crystal wrote:Another problem we have is money. Give me all your money!


For a nanny?
I'd do that... if I had any.
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Mother Goose » Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:28 pm

Drop baby off with Mikey's dad & mom (since your parents will likely be attending the next one too). He'll be old enough for a long weekend with the grandparents by then!
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby treetop » Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:57 pm

if both mike and the bairn are at home, who will change their respective diapers?
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Mayhem » Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:04 pm

treetop wrote:if both mike and the bairn are at home, who will change their respective diapers?
Valid point that is.
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Bluespook » Sun May 10, 2009 12:20 pm

Ok, leave the baby with me. I got 3 of my own, no sweat. I'll show you the finer points about walking around a bar talking to people with a drink in one hand and baby in the other.
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Re: How does one with a newborn arrange this?

Postby Surreal » Wed May 13, 2009 3:26 pm

I think that Beer and Baby's goes together. Just like peas and carrots.

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