Open a beer bottle with a regular piece of paper!

[Crystal]

http://www.lockergnome.com/diy/how-to-open-a-beer-bottle-with-a-piece-of-paper/

[JohnnyTequila]

very useful for office beer drinking.


And Negra Modelo is a damn fine beer. I want some. Now.

[Professor Roomie]

Neat trick. Might come in handy someday.

I've found Negra Modelo to be mediocre at best, but to each his own.

[Squane]

Actor/Magician Ricky Jay can throw a playing card into the flesh of a watermelon at ten paces. Perhaps he can use a thrown playing card to open a beer. I'll write him with an inquiry and report my findings.

[190Flask]

He's got some nice hairy arms. And smells fresh with Bounce. Oh, cool trick too.

[steved2112]

"I'll be home pretty late, hon. I've still got a LOT of paperwork to get to."

[waahoohah]

I just tried it. My thumb is now bleeding uncontrollably all over my keyboard and, most importantly, MY BEER IS STILL NOT OPEN!

[waahoohah]

maybe the problem was I was trying to open my beer with a copy of my resume. That thing always has been a little weak.

[greygoose]

I'd be half-way through the six-pack with the time that took. That would be a good bar bet, though.

[Crystal]

I can't even open a beer with a lighter, how the hell do they expect me to open it with a piece of paper? I'll still try it. Quite possibly tonight.

[190Flask]

I tried it last night. One attempt and I went back to the opener. I guess I don't have much patience.