Convention Schedule

Friday, May 13 Saturday, May 14 Sunday, May 15

Friday

Noon-3 pm
Early Arrival Mixer at the Lions Lair Lounge
Discount drinks and hot food at one of Denver's favorite dives.

3-5 pm
Meet and Greet at the Ogden Theatre
Drink and mingle with drunkards from around the world.

5-5:30 pm
Opening Address
Emcee Titsa Galore and the MDM staff welcome conventioneers with drunken hijinx.

5:30-6:30 pm
Elvis Has Entered the Building
Renowned Elvis impersonator Charles King kicks the convention off with a rousing tribute to the King.

6:30-7:30 pm
Stand Up (and perhaps a little falling down) Comedy
If you don't think getting loaded is funny, wait until you get a load of celebrated drunkard comics Troy Baxley, Roger Rittenhouse, and Mike Long.

7:30-8 pm
Burlesque with Satan’s Sirens
Diabolical? Maybe. Sexy? You better believe it.

8-8:15 pm
Giveaways for Guzzlers
Emcee Titsa Galore cracks wise and dishes out prizes and free drinks.

8:15-9 pm
King Rat
Old school punk rock at it's finest.

9:15-10:15 pm
Marky Ramone
Hall of Fame Inductee and living legend Marky Ramone rocks the house with the songs of the Ramones.

10:15pm-?
Clash of the Tightest
The first round of MDM's ferocious drinking contest.

Post Convention Events
The bars of the Ogden will remain open after the Clash, but if you're looking for more entertainment, check your brochures (available at the Ogden) for post convention entertainment and drink specials, including:

11 pm-2 am
Lions Lair Lounge
Live music and drink specials for conventioneers.

11 pm-2 am
Cricket on the Hill
Drink specials and live entertainment, featuring:
Jenny Choi, Wanker, Barstool Messiah, and Dead Heaven Cowboys

After Hours Entertainment
1 am-?
The Hog Butler Lounge
Not ready to call it a night? Stop by the Hog Butler table at the Ogden Theatre and get on the guest list for the drink-'til-dawn blowout at the Synagogue. $10 gets you all the drinks you can handle.

Saturday, May 14 Sunday, May 15