Dad’s not hiding his beer very well.
Hey, just because they’re kids doesn’t mean they’re retards. When I was a lad, I sure as hell didn’t need a poster to tell me where to find dad’s Coors. I can already visualize their next snappy campaign: “If there’s no beer in the fridge, you might find hard liquor in the nightstand next to your parents’ bed! Right next to the pistol!”