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Let
us drink off the same tab like brothers.
Because I think I can drink more than you. |
Insert
a drink here.
And I’ll stop staring at you. |
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Shut
your lip and order us a nip.
You’re much prettier when I have a drink in my
hand. |
I’m
going to scam drinks like a bandito.
Tab? I don’t need no stinkin’ tab. |
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Step
up to bat.
It’s your round. |
I’m
marking your round score.
You’re getting shut out, tightwad. |
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Too
much talk, not enough drinking.
Dude, you’re bringing down the whole party. |
One
on the cuff, old chum?
Just one. Promise. |
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I’m
nursing a hangover.
If you talk too loud it will bite me. |
Take
the shot, champ!
Order me one too. |
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I
think you owe me a drink.
You remember, couple weeks ago when you were blacked
out. |
Let’s
get this guy to buy us a drink.
Do you remember his name? |
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Thanks
for buying me a drink.
I will now retract my claws of death. |
I’ve
been waiting for a drink so long I’m
growing a beard.
I will use it to strangle the bartender. |
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You
call the shot.
I will follow you to tequila hell, my captain. |
Let’s
do a round.
What name is your tab under? |
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You
will look more attractive if you buy us shots.
It’s like instant plastic surgery. |
I
will buy the next round.
After you buy this one. Beer Scouts’ honor. |
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We’ve
got a wide open drink tab.
So long as you agree to sleep with the barmaid. |
Let
us spring up out of our sober shells.
We will soar like drunken eagles. |
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I’m
putting on the beer goggles and going in.
For God’s sake, stop me. |
I
need some personal space.
You stay here, I’m going to a different bar. |
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Alcohol
has twisted my tongue.
Nothing I say is true. But I really like you. |
I
may get arrested tonight.
Would you like to be an accomplice or a victim? |
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No
drinkie for you.
Your fun meter has run out. |
I
would like to take that last shot out
of my stomach.
And I might. |
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If
I do one more shot I will vomit.
So make it a good one. |
I’m
going to make room for another
round.
Bring me a bucket. |
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I
have erased my brain.
I am no longer responsible. For anything. |
If
I walk now, I’ll fall down.
So I’m going to sit here and drink. |
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I
intend to get four sheets to the wind.
And I need your help. |
I
am four sheets to the wind.
I will now sail away to Blackout Island. |
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The
USS Drunkard is sinking and I’m
going down with the ship.
Please don’t step on me. |
I
need parental guidance.
Will you be my mommie? |
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I’m
collecting for the tab.
Never mind how much, just give me your wallet. |
Time
to make like Bugs Bunny.
Let’s go bar hopping. |
