The Second Annual Modern Drunkard Convention
When: Friday
May 13th through Sunday, May 15th 2005.
Where: The
Ogden Theatre in Denver, CO.
What
to Expect: Three
solid days of heavy drinking and full-bore entertainment
Emceed by Titsa Galore, including:
Bands
Marky Ramone
Slim
Cessna's Auto Club
Drag
the River
Railbenders
King Rat
Reno
Divorce
A Shadow of Elvis
Burlesque
Troupes
Ooh-La-La!
Oracle
Dance Troupe
Satan's Sirens
Stand
Up Comedy
Mike Long
Troy Baxley
Roger Rittenhouse
Plus
• Clash of the Tightest Drinking Contest
• Soused seminars
• Hunter
S. Thompson Eulogy
• Karaoke
• Panel
Discussion
• Booze tastings
• Heavy drinking
• Debauchery
• And much
more
Click
here for the Full Schedule
How
much: 
Convention
passes are $49. In addition to three days of gala
entertainment, the pass also entitles you to free
gear, including:
• Limited Edition Modern Drunkard Convention
T-Shirt
• 17"X24" Convention
Poster much:
Order
yours online here.
Day passes will also be available at
the registration desk for $20 (this does not entitle
you to the shirt and poster, however).
We've
also arranged discount
accommodations for convention goers.
Note:
You must be 21 years old or over to attend the convention.
