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	40 Reasons to Get Drunk, Say It Loud, Say It Plowed, Mack Mason of the UBF, Drunkus Maximus, A Word from the United Booze Federation, Guns and Tequila, Confessions of a Stew Bum, A Smashing Debut, Teetotaler Spotting Guide, A Guide to Manly Drinks, Boozing with the Band Click here to order a back issue.
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	100 Years of Modern Drunkard, Dionysus Rising, Boozing in the Big Leagues, Barfly Field Guide, A Drunkard’s Guide to Poker , The Best Time We’ll Never Remember, Rum and Marriage, 8 Hours in a Barroom, Local Only Click here to order a back issue.
	I Busted Out of Rehab, For Whom the Booze Tolls, Drinking Along the Nile, Drunken Treasure, The Dry War, The Director, The Hooch Haters, Caveman Cocktails, Nectar of Gods Click here to order a back issue.
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	On the Cuff and Under the Table , Gin and Jazz, Jackie Gleason , Part I. Cocktail Power, Hunter S. Thompson Eulogy, They Poured Sweet and Clear, Hangover House Click here to order a back issue.
	Dec/Jan 2005: The Subtle Art of Beer Snobbery, Humphrey Bogart Bio, The Dry Piper, Four Nights in Philly, The Beer Brewing Monkeys of Borneo, Girl, Crazy, East Side Sketches Click here to order a back issue.
	Sept/Oct 2004: Surviving the Holidays, Soused Africa , Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum , Bullfights, Whores and Tequila , Drunkard's Survival Guide , Vive La Tequila!Running From the Death Angel , Adventures with Alcohol , Ode to Dionysus Click here to order a back issue.
	July/Aug 2004: Soused at the South Pole, Niagara Interview , Super Absinthe , Retro Booze Ads , Alcohol & the Athelete, Woody Woodbury, Beyond the Formica Barricade , The Blackness, A Kick in the Head Click here to order a back issue.
	June 2004: The Lost Weekend, Blacked Out & Blue, The Devil's Dandies, Carry Nation , Hooching w/ Hemingway, Bender in Mayberry, The Punch, Dr. Souse, Convention Pics Click here to order a back issue.
	Apr/May 2004: Party Politics, Drunk Talk, March of the Bobbleheads, History's Greatest Blackouts, Booze Is My Copilot, I Was a Teenage Girly-Drink Junkie, The Martini, The Drunk Detective, The Uppity Drunk Click here to order a back issue.
	March 2004: Life Lessons of the Rat Pack, Good Cop/MADD Cop , Rummy Rebellion, Take Me to Your Liquor!, One Night in Barcelona, Pan: Prankster of the Gods, Alcoholic Amnesia, The Morning After, Top Shelf Love Click here to order a back issue.
	Jan/Feb 2004: 40 Things Every Drunk Should Do Before He Dies, Smoke 'Em If You Got Em, Tips for Hanging Out in Bars, Last of the Losers, Kitchen Cocktails, The Art of Getting 86'd, Ode to P.G. Wodehouse, Boozer’s Burden, Secrets of Barroom Photography Click here to order a back issue.
	Nov/Dec 2003: Volatile Cocktail, Pardise Lost, Know Your Bartender, Jail House Hooch, Behind the Green Door: Club 33, Trotsky and Tequila, Booze on the Brain, Celebrity Booze Ads, Hello, My Name is Pancho. Click here to order a back issue.
	Sept/Oct 2003: 365 Excuses to Get Loaded, Above and Beyond Last Call, Blackout Like You Mean It, Etiquette for Inebriates, Heroes of Hooch, Adventures with Alcohol, The Dozen Staggering Steps Click here to order a back issue.
	July/August 2003: Juicing on the Job, Is the Wino Lifestyle for You?, Greeting Cards for Guzzlers, The Faded Glory of the Martini Lunch, The House of Good Cheer, The Drunks of War, Drink Your Way to Fitness Pt. III, Why I Drink Click here to order a back issue.
	June 2003: Martini Madness!, When Drunkards Ruled the Earth, Cads, Rakes and Bounders, Drink Your Way to Fitness, Which Rat Pack Member Are You?, Seven Habits of Effective Drunks, Drink Yourself Silly, In Praise of the Liquor Cabinet Click here to order a back issue.
	May 2003: 86 Rules of Boozing, The Solution to All of Life's Problems, Best Bar Moves, Boozing With the Bible, The Lost Art of the Bender, Boozer Madness, Barhopping for Beginners, Three Drinks Ahead with Humphrey Bogart, Are You an Alcoholic? Click here to order a back issue.
	April 2003: The History of Hooch, Let's Go Get Drunk: Eastern Europe, Plastered Postcards, Drink Your Way to Health, God, Guts and Rum, Clash of the Tightest: The Finals Click here to order a back issue.
	March 2003: Forty Ounces of Fury, The Zen of Drinking Alone, The Etiquette of Vomiting, Urban Legends of Alcohol, Taking Back Bacchus, How to Ace an Intervention, The Perfect Martini, Clash of the Tightest: The Semifinals SOLD OUT
	February 2003: Battle for the Booze, Pushing Prohibition, The Art of Staggering, Liquor and the Law, Confessions of a Jack Lawyer, Be Good or Be Gone, Rummy Royalty, Clash of the Tightest, Part Six Click here to order a back issue.
	January 2003: Hard Boiled Hooch , Astrology for Alcoholics, Shag Interview, How to Hide a Hangover From the Man, Alcohol Invented Sports, Clash of the Tightest, Part Five Click here to order a back issue.
	December 2002: The Quest for the Perfect Cocktail, Lush for Life, Booze Vs. Baghdad, Rules of the Road Trip, In Defense of Dionysus, Motivational Posters for the Sober Challenged, Clash of the Tightest, Part Four Click here to order a back issue.
	November 2002: Absinthe, The Return of the Green Faerie, Wacky Hooch Ads of Yesteryear, Hooching Through the Holidays, Dead Drunk in Detroit, Clash of the Tightest, Part Three Click here to order a back issue.
	October 2002: Drinking with the Devil, Sloshed in San Fran, Doug Stanhope Interview, Sign Language for Souses, Broken Man Bender, Clash of the Tightest, Part Two Click here to order a back issue.
	September 2002: The Future of Boozing, Taking a Dive with David Attell, Tippling Through Temptation, Verbal Judo for Juicers, In Praise of the Bawdy Ballad, Clash of the Tightest, Part One Click here to order a back issue.
	August 2002: Fighting MADD, Hooch and the Hunt, A Powerful Stillness, Drinking During Wartime, A Short History of the Toast Click here to order a back issue.
	July 2002: MADD Dog and an Englishman, In Defense of the Dive, Boozing For Love, Pt. 2, How to Open Your Own Speakeasy, The Mysteries of Booze, The Lush Lexicon, A Sot's Fables, Better Living Through Alcohol, Five Most Eligible Winos. Click here to order a back issue.
	June 2002: Bar Vamp Secrets: Revealed!, Boozing for Love Pt. 1, Queen of the B-Girls, The Great Drunk: Jackie Gleason Pt. 1, Straight Shots (In a Gay Bar), Your Guide to Barhopping, Amstel and Gretl. Click here to order a back issue.
	May 2002: Why We Drink, Palace of the Drunkard, Band on the Rum, I Am Rotgut Man, Top Ten Sitcom Souses, Space: The Wino Frontier. Back Issues Sold Out.
	April 2002: Attack of the Booze Haters, Best Bar Moves, The Naked and the Dead Drunk, Rum and Marriage, 25 Best Bottles for Under 21 Bucks, The Six Circles of Hangover Hell, The Solutions To All of Life's Problems. Back Issues Sold Out.
	March 2002: What's Your BQ?, Boozing with the Bible, I Was a Teenage Hooch Hound, Boozer Madness!, Hooching Through History. Back Issues Sold Out.
	February 2002: Boozing Your Way Through a Breakup, Bizarre Booze Tales, Ten Best Inventions, 007: License to Swill, Confessions of a Drunkard's Wife. Back Issues Sold Out.
	January 2002: Three Drinks Ahead with Humphrey Bogart, The 86 Rules of Boozing, How to Argue and Win Every Time, Bar Superheroes and Villains, The Bartender Strikes Back, Why I Drink. Back Issues Sold Out.
	December 2001: The Lost Art of the Bender, Beating the Blues, Are You an Alcoholic?, Nectar of the Gods, Battle for the Booze, The Drunkard's Home of the Future. Back Issues Sold Out.
	November 2001: Drinking with the Devil: The Boyd Rice Interview, No Beer, No Peace: The Boulder Booze Riots, Fighting For Our Right to Party.